Butterfly Effect

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The well known Butterfly Effect (elephant attack) is a scientific phenomenon which was discovered by the leading researcher on the subject: Snoop Lars. The origin of research was criticism, scepticism and un-broly doubt from his dear friend J. After manny hard days being locked in his house from the tumor caused by J, Lars went to the NASA's annual conference and introduced this wonderful phenomena. The butterfly effect elephant attack is when a butterfly rotates his wings so that air compression hits a mice, who recognizes no danger. This mice runs to a ship loaded with bananas which travels to the Congo or South Africa The rat then runs out at a elephant gathering, probably a meeting of some sorts, and chaos uprises. The elephants then destroys a small city and there you have the term "butterfly effect elephant attack" .

Why do these occur?[edit | edit source]

These occur for one reason alone, a time travel occurs and the traveller does not contact the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for proper tense. This enrages butterflies, who then hatch an elaborate plot. The lead butterfly turns to buffer of a wind. This wind is used as a secret code among the animal in the vicinity until a mouse is encountered.

The Mouse's Job[edit | edit source]

The mouse is the most intelligent animal on Earth, and instantly knows the signal. He then finds a local dock. Upon reaching the dock he boards a ship loaded with bananas. He then makes sure that it is either heading to South Africa or the Congo. (Albert Einstein has proved that any time traveller will eventually show up in the present at both places.) The bananas, of course, are for monkeys in the Congo and White People in South Africa (Black Africans can't afford food), but this irrelevant. The mouse then unloads in Africa ready to start the next part of the conspiracy.

How and Why Elephants Gather[edit | edit source]

An Elephant gathers more together anytime something a donkey likes is passed. They will likely be discussing Sarah Palin or Obama Bin Laden at any given time. In the rare case they are not discussing politics today a rock hyrax or butterfly offers them an all-you-can-eat peanut buffet. This has a 100% percent chance to draw 12-3,000 elephants to the target area. This area is picking months in advance. (Using The Special Theory of Relativity a mouse is able to calculate the exact location in both countries that a time traveller will appear in.)

The Attack[edit | edit source]

The attack begins moments before the time traveller arrives. A mouse riding a donkey and wearing a freaky mask appears in the middle of the assembled elephants. This scares every elephant involved in multiple ways. These elephants then trample the nearby city (that the time traveller has been mathematically proven to appear in) slowly killing and trampling until at the exact moment and in the exact place the time traveller appears at is trampled under a elephant (causing the traveller to be reduced into a pile of gore.) The butterfly has exacted his vengeance (and destroyed a town as collateral damage).

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