Fook

“Fook out! Falling frocks!”

~ Dude with a speech impediment relating to misappropriation of fs on what was it again? Oh yeah, forks. Or sommat.

The fook, a close relation of the spoon and the fork, is a species of the genus stainless steelium cutlerius. A largely misunderstood utensil, its name is often used in vain by the ignorant and/or the profane.

*Harmonica break*

Thank you very much.

Use in polite conservation

The fook is a popular implement in the ongoing process to save Wales. From Rob Brydon.