Fork

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No need to use that language with me, young man.

People in possesion of Fork[edit | edit source]

"Yeah, fork 'em." - EZ E before he died of AIDS

A fork is also...[edit | edit source]

used to STAB your food! HA HA HA! Food fears the fork. FEARS the fork, with sticks that are softly crunchy.

in the ROAD! Which way...which way leads to Ultra Thingy?

A Story[edit | edit source]

One day, my dad was seated at a huge table, since he came from a huge family, next to brother Marcel. Marcel, being the dick that he was, kept punching my dad on the arm. So, dad places his fork, tine out, where his big, bully brother was punching him, and invited him to take another shot. As Marcel screamed and bled, my father dutifully informed his father that he thought Marcel might need glasses.

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