He-Man

He-Man (not to be confused with his female counterpart She-Woman^[1]) is some circlejerking bastard, who has the POWER!! (He does not, apparently, at first, but now he does, for some reason.^[2]) He used to be cool but now we just think he's weird and thus we can't watch him anymore.

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↑ Like, for real! Interestingly a First Guardian, and shaped like these giant black monsters from Deltarune, most apparently in the gay reboot featuring a snake-eyed clone of Doc Scratch from Homestuck(another First Guardian) mindfucking a Skeletor vampire Darth Vader Rei Anayami thing for being transgender instead of an altar boy
↑ Watch the first episode.

[1] Like, for real! Interestingly a First Guardian, and shaped like these giant black monsters from Deltarune, most apparently in the gay reboot featuring a snake-eyed clone of Doc Scratch from Homestuck(another First Guardian) mindfucking a Skeletor vampire Darth Vader Rei Anayami thing for being transgender instead of an altar boy

[2] Watch the first episode.

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