IllogiNews:Non-traditional eats at Illogicopedia's American Thanksgiving feast for 2012
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Illogicopedia staff, family and friends will gather in a back yard in Lowell, Massachusetts this year to celebrate Thanksgiving large: Reverend Zim_ulator, host of the affair, will bag and pit-roast an African rhiturduchicken, or several turkeys, stuffed with ducks, with are in turn stuffed with chicken, and stuffed into an adult male rhinoceros and rotisserie-cooked over a low fire for 6 days. It will require an estimated 5 dozen loaves of bread to round out the stuffing.
Side dishes will consist of almond kinmhee, turnip and wheat grass salad, opossum stuffed with olives and reindeer spleens and pumpkin bread with liquefied turtle center.
No hip musicians answered our request for a free performance, so the stylings of Monty Python's Flying Circus will be played on a 15 inch NEC computer monitor.
As evening approaches, there will be a bonfire, around which participants will spontaneously compose and sing "I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse" for the first time.
Update
Dinner went swimmingly, as it was infested with irate dolphins. The dinner remnants were shot, flaming, into the Merrimack river using a trebuchet.