Good electricity and bad electricity
 Postgate; where is his lightbulb? Good Electricity and Bad Electricity are the two forms of electricity which exist. The terms 'good' and 'bad' have a conventional meaning to the physicist which is a source of some confusion to the layman; the noisy neighbour's strimmer might be powered by 'good' electricity whereas so-called 'bad' electricity helps to kill golfers and Wizards.
Bad Electricity
Bad electricity occurs in nature in the form of balloons, ebonite, nylon and sealing wax. The discovery of bad electricity in cats by Oliver Postgate led to a renaming of the terms, with good electricity being renamed 'bad' and vice-versa. The exact same discovery was made by Thomas Edison; this is now regarded as an example of Morphic Resonance and not considered to be evidence that Edison was a shiny-trousered plagiarist who never had an original idea in his entire life, had a stupid voice and was an anagram of L. Ron Hubbard.
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