Illogicopedia:Users

Illogicopedia users bowing down to the almighty Pink Elephant.

Illogicopedia users are the very fabric of society; the cream that holds the two bits of biscuit in a custard cream together; the glue that keeps Spiderman from falling from tall buildings; the material from which suction cups are made, or something.

Without users, Illogicopedia would be nothing. A speck of dust on the landscape; a banana peel on Jupiter as seen by aliens trillions of light years away; an ant as seen from a plane; a member of some crap 80s band attempting to make a comeback on I'm A Celebrity.

So, Illogicopedia users, we salute you and bring freshly baked cakes, chicken sandwiches and fried Mars bars. Here's to you.

See also

• Illogicopedia:Autoconfirmed users
• Who writes Illogicopedia