# 5

For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on 5.

5 is the Infinity+6th number. It is actually S with sharp corners.

“5 is a banana. YES IT IS OR I'LL KILL YOU WITH THAT!”

~ A monkey

“Who? Me? But I think 5 is not a banana!”

~ Someone not a monkey who is dead by now because the monkey killed him/her with number 5

## Number 5 IS dangerous!!!1

As you can see above, number 5 can be used for XTREMEly DANGERuos tasks such as pretending it's a nabana.

YOU SHOULD NEVER USE THE NUMBER FOR THINGS LIKE DAT!!!

OR ELSE... Umm... I'll send you to another universe?

Also, 5 is the sum of 2+2.

## 2 + 2 = 5

I'll tell you how the heck two and two always makes five.

Well, I'm not some kind of Gozimnot, but I'll try my best.

### 2 + 2 = 5 : Method 1

Two + Two = Five Th=1 so multiply by h wo + wo = Fhive

e=i so

wo + wo = Fhv(e2)

2wo = Fhv(e2)

Compx = Ra

re2 = 3 so

2wor = 3Fhv

Fve2 = 5 so

2wo = 5h

h = 25wo

two = 2 therefore

th = 45 = 1

1 = 45

multiply by 5

5 = 4 = 2+2

therefore 2 + 2 = 5

amazing, isn't it?

### 2 + 2 = 5 : Method 2

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### 2 + 2 = 5 : Method 3

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therefore 2+2=5.

### 2 + 2 = 5 : Method WSGNOAIGN

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Therefore 2 + 2 = 5.

### 2 + 2 = 5 : Method Eeble

EeBLE.

SO eeBle.

OoOoOoO! SPOOKY!

2+2=?

5.

OKAY?

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