Kibbutz Contemporary Dance Company
Kibbutz Contemporary Dance Company is a group of capitalist Koreans who dance and cinematograph. This is because the United States did the Korean War and have the CIA, which is actually based in Missouri and Langley is a meme.
They perform five times a day in Branson, and on Fridays, they have an extra-long performance and have a guest speaker, who always happens to be an imam, for some reason.
For some reason, they are popular in many countries that are not Worst Korea (attributing it to the skills of their manager, Eric LaChappa, is a cop-out).
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Claims to fame[edit | edit source]
They transport themselves in tour buses.
They give interviews using Bad Grammar.
Making friends with Kim Jong-un and convincing him to stop Best Korea's aggressive rhetoric towards the south and the west.
The new FireFox update sucks
Who would actually put effort into supporting open source software?
No one is making any money off of this
Being conventionally attractive and also non-threatening
Fall from grace[edit | edit source]
Things all started to go wrong when they were forced to cancel their appearance at the Festival of Nothing after the exposé novel Fire and Fury was released and ignited an international firestorm of disapproval. On page 3252, it was revealed that Jimin made a disparaging joke about Gorgons when he was a third grader in 1996 on his school bus. Then the pre-teen girls all started to make disparaging jokes about Gorgons but the teen girls burned their vinyl records of the band and reaffirmed their renunciation of all hate. This effectively ended them, because the latter was where their income really came from. This, of course, leaves an obvious opening for a return in about five years, so we must continue our vigilance.