Middle Earth lies neither to the right, nor to the left, but is plainly, squarely in the... you guessed it, middle. It is said to be populated by the angry souls of the defective crotch dumplings produced from the dank loins of fandom.
- Defective Crotch Dumpling
- The result of Oprah's attempt to invade. She was a twat.
- Satan's Bruce Forsythe Farm
- Your Mom
Middle Earth in unPopular Culture
Many inhabitants are offended when talking about the Lord of the Rings. Well, you live in a place that's hot like you ate liquid Chilli Con Carne and has weather worse than New Zealand and then someone comes along and says it's a lovely paradise? Even you'd think of them as a bit of a tard.