Samosas
“You made me drop my samosa!”
Samosas are the official food of awesome. They are the best food on the planet, inability to enjoy samosas makes you a very stange person indeed because really what's not to love? Samosas have been scientifically and analytically proven to be at least four times as addictive as lab grade opiates and packed with at least fifty times more foody goodness than two dozen hamburgers.
Mainly they are made up of triangular pastry thingies which I would gladly trade all of my lunch for. They're also particularly popular in Little Bombay, and in the basement where they receive significant attention from physicists, detectives, inventors, mechanics, h4xx0rz and forensic scientists.
Sometimes, they make brief yet notable cameos in music videos.
Recipe[edit | edit source]
Ingredients:
- Samosas Ingredients, which is pastry and the warm soft stuff inside.
Method
Chop the ingredients finely, then process them somehow and wrap in pastry then cook them somehow.Microwavable packets.- Eat
Why they are the best[edit | edit source]
Because that MacAdam guy likes them. Not sure who he is tho!
Pros[edit | edit source]
- He's a really, really nice guy.
- Offering him some will probably make him even nicer.
- Samosas contain significant amounts of the aforementioned quality of awesome.
Cons[edit | edit source]
- He most likely doesn't exist.
- If you try to offer him some whilst he's supposed to be busy doing something else, you may very well be given the death stare from his girlfriend.
- Having said that, samosas can be extremely distracting.
Make some now![edit | edit source]
No, seriously do it now.
Okay then, I'll make some IRISH STEW!
Errr...
...and for the entree, samosas!
Yay!
