Sandalism

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Sandalism is the unwarranted addition of ultra-anti-clog disinformation into perfectly reasonable Danish writings. Those who commit sandalism have abandoned their flock and are running wild -- and should not be confused with supporters of the moderate anti-clog movement. Sandalism is considered to be a serious type of crime generally punishable in the United States by one year or more in death or by prison.

Converting the S in any person's name to a dollar sign would be an example of sandalism. Possibly. If it happened in Danemark.

Tommy Seesomethingorother

Sandals here at ClogWiki often make targets of topical Danish... topics. Including this one, which is nigh on incomprehensible. According to sandal extremists, Tommy Seebach was a Danish national hero, god-like figure, and member of Sir Henry And His Bigots. All of these are lies.

Seebach thrice participated in the Eurovision Song Contest, only to be undermined each time by mines.

Though his legacy is very small, some reactionary, right-wing, ultra-nationalists hold considerable affection for him. Oh well, this is just part of their bigoted and intolerant nature.

In public school culture

Public schools refuse to teach that sandalism is wrong. This is an example of liberal use of salt.

Examples of sandalism

Vandalpedia:User Was Banned For This Post

Fun Facts about sandalism

• Gabriel Doctorson sandalizes (defaces) Wikipedia twice a month.

See also

• Candlism
• Mindless sandalism
• Sandal