Skinny

Everybody wants to be Skinny. Skinny looks good for the camera. Skinny doesn't eat enough. Skinny exercises constantly. Skinny likes to run and jump and climb and swim and dance and bicycle and do gymnastics or yoga or wrestling. Skinny drinks lots of water during the day. Skinny is always standing up whenever possible instead of sitting down. Other people say Skinny is beautiful. Skinny doesn't think Skinny is beautiful, because Skinny doesn't believe Skinny is good enough. Skinny would photoshop all recent pictures of Skinny if Skinny could. Skinny is mean to other people and to Skinny instead of eating Skinny's feelings. Skinny thinks fatties don't work hard enough. Skinny is always moving around. Skinny doesn't believe in comfort food. Skinny tells people Skinny hates sweets and junk food but Skinny really craves them all.the.time. Skinny is afraid of sugar and cholesterol, so reads labels before buying food products, and dreads sweets being left for Skinny at work or served at a relative's house. Skinny never finishes what is on Skinny's plate. Skinny always worries about Skinny's looks. Skinny never eats when Skinny goes on a date to a restaurant. Skinny never eats popcorn or drinks soda at the movies. Skinny takes Skinny's coffee black or not at all. Skinny never sits down to a computer for more than half an hour in Skinny's spare time. Skinny goes on a half-hour walk during the half-hour lunch break. Skinny measures all her food portion sizes and constantly counts calories. Skinny drinks nutrition drinks or energy bars instead of eating a full meal. Skinny eats fruit instead of drinking juice because the fiber fills Skinny up. Skinny eats lots of celery because it is a "negative calorie" food. Skinny never eats anything after dinner, and nothing late at night except tea without sugar. Skinny always takes the stairs instead of the elevator. Skinny deliberately parks further away from the store or mall so Skinny can walk off calories. Everybody wants to be Skinny.