The ?pedia Recipe

The ?pedia Recipe is the official recipe of your mom^{Or is it?}

On Novelniver 69, 420 BRUH (Big Real User Himol time system), Dr. DUuH created the recipe.

WHAT U NEED

heres what u need:

• 15 cups of Swensed milk
• 2 Dickles (YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?)
• 6 teaspoons of MMM (you don't need much)
• half a teaspoon of HUSH!
• 5 cups of pregnant sugar
• 350 eggs
• my eyeballs
• and a stick of Buttcrack

how to prepare

the stove needs to be set to 3 degrees for about 500 years.

first put the 6 teaspoons of mmm. you don't need much

next, umm what come next?

Donavon: Half a teaspoon of--

HUSH!!

Donavon: exactly!

Now for the swensed milk.

“I love swensed milk.”

~ Daula Peen

then the pregnant sugar, more swensed milk, and a stick of buttcrack.

sAAAs.

then now, let me show you how to insert my dickles.

You put a dickles on top of the swensed milk.

then the 350 eggs. mix it together with my hands, now let me just break off my hands (WOOPS)

now let me just break off the dickles.

Now, my eyeballs :)

And voila! Bon appetite! after 500 years, it's done!

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! lol :) (plays The Cup Song)

Bruh.

“Our pan is icin' hot.^TM”

~ Paula Deen

This was a Blast from the Ass!

See also

• Paula Deen
• Randumb
• Food
• User:Dr. DUuH
• Dr. DUuH
• Illogicopedia

Planned article

a stubby article but that's ok.