The Empire of Vegetabilia
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| Motto: Don't be stupid. Be illogical. | |||||
| Anthem: Remix to Ignition | |||||
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| Capital | Caulicity | ||||
| Largest city | Broccoberg | ||||
| Official languages | English, Spanish, Indonesian, Carrotian | ||||
| Government | Democracy | ||||
| Prime Minister | {{{prime_minister}}} | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Jeff Cornson, Alex Artichoker | ||||
| Currency | Aubergold | ||||
| Religion | Carrotism | ||||
| Population | 9,582 vegetables, 6 humans | ||||
| Area | 710 sq miles | ||||
| Population density | 50 per sq mile | ||||
| Ethnic groups | {{{ethnic_groups}}} | ||||
| Major exports | Golden Carrot Statues | ||||
| Major imports | {{{major_imports}}} | ||||
| National animal | cauliflower plant | ||||
| Favourite pastime | making vegetable puns, and worshiping the almighty golden carrot | ||||
| Opening hours | 3:62am | ||||
| Internet tld | .vgtb | ||||
| Calling code | 420 | ||||
The Empire of Vegetabilia is a large area of land with many anthropomorphic vegetables. The empire is all controlled by the Ruler Broccoler. Ruler Broccoler is a corrupt king that is 82 years old and has four children; two sons, two daughters, and one Death Star. You may ask, "Wouldn't that equal to five?' Yes. It does.
Anyway, the Empire of Vegetabilia has numerous states, provinces[1], and cities, but the entire empire seems to revolve around one thing: a giant carrot statue. Apparently, to the citizens of Vegetabilia, the carrot represents peace, harmony, and equality. Once every month, Vegetabilia citizens huddle around the giant carrot statue and pray to it. If you are caught touching the carrot, it may result in a $19,492,592,595,052,500,059 fine.[2]
How Vegetabilia Started[edit | edit source]
Vegetabilia started as a terrible, terrible place run by a rejected member of the Pop Tarts clan. The old land was corrupt and ridden of life. In the olden days of Vegetabilia, people used to work for 13 cents an hour. That meant you would have to work five hours to make just one dollar. If anyone refused to work, they would be thrown into THE WASTELAND and be eaten by cows.
Laws[edit | edit source]
- In Vegetabilia, it is illegal to:
- Drive without a license.
- Drive with a license.
- Make fun of the mighty golden carrot statue.
- Cook eggs at midnight on a Sunday.
- Eat eggplants before 12:00.
- Virtually buy the Google Chrome logo.
- Sneeze on a Tuesday.
- Ride an elephant with sandals on in the Sahara Desert on 3:49am.
- Get a higher score on Temple Run than the president.[3]
- Scream the alphabet at your neighbor on a Sunday with your wife.
- Break a keyboard with a bass fish.
- Cover your girlfriend's hair in peanut butter and feed her to a group of horses.
- Make a bullet list.
Things You Should(n't) Know[edit | edit source]
A man and his 18-year-old daughter violated all laws in Vegetabilia. They were sentenced to four years in prison.
Most Vegetabilia websites are banned. Fortunately, there are Vegetabilian alternatives to YouTube, Twitter, Discord, Fandom, and of course - Illogicopedia. There is also an Vegetabilian AI website that generates a picture based on a description.
Sneezing on a Tuesday is one of the worst crimes you can ever commit in Vegetabilia.