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Cricket bat
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Not a sauropod, not at all.
Conservation Status
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Upper
Order Woody Mammals
Family The Simpsons
Genus Altruistic Bats and Fungi
Species C. Bat Fungal Infection
Weight 0.0 - 7 kg. (avg)
Length 0.0 - 0.6 meters
Binomial Name
Cricketus Bat Fungal

The cricket bat is an animal of the order Sik Sittus. Notable as the only wooden mammal, there are known to be numerous species worldwide, the most common being the Willow bat. Other less common species include the Lilee bat, of which the most distinguishing trait is its composition entirely of aluminium; and the Ponting bat, made from carbon fibres allowing for smooth flight and freaking huge sixes.

It bit me once and I went on the wooden rampage against all of neopetity. The sour grape sued me for fruad. That feind of a grape. F-F-f-f-feind of a grape.


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