User talk:Alarkin

Your attention please, while this announcement is going through place, you have been inducted into a secret society. This secret society is called Illogicopedia. It is home to humans, minks and a variety of other races. We don't like vandals, nor sandals. We do however like refugees from Uncyclopedia. Talk about it somewhere. Help is over here: -> here. Enjoy the site, that's the thing. But look at our policy first. Cheese it now. Any featured work will be rewarded with a gold star, which is cool indeed. You could even get a cool IOTM award! In the end that's it. Enjoy it! Illogicopedia is here. Also, save your breath for reading The Longest Article.

New user invasion is on. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:46, 4 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room (behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE") So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx": Our beginner's guide is here If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC DISCORD The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera. ~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee “NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.” ~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

Alarkin... sounds like Peeta Mellark... and Sharkin'...
Welcome home you gnome of the chrome dome in Rome! Eat, sleep, and kick back and relax with our savory radish masseuse hanging from a noose, moose!

In other words, we're gonna kill your brain cells. 01:49, 6 Aym 2016 (UTC)