User talk:I like dogs and cats

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Funny, someone else just made an article that also relates to Shakira... XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:30, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)

I was late![edit source]

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Welcome to ?pedia!

Well, we like new users. however, if you are Louis, well, you probably don't want to admit that you are Louis.

(well, this Louis LOL shinanigans happening currently. if you are new, sry.)

(also, I think they will kick you out immediately if you are Louis. if you're not, don't worry!)

  👉 lol 👈em /w lol●SU NIOJ
zzlul fo yrotsiH 03:32, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Sorry, did not understand. I like dogs and cats (talk) 03:34, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Nah, welcome! new user! it's just a welcoming k?   👉 lol 👈em /w lol●SU NIOJ
zzlul fo yrotsiH 03:35, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)

What Louis? My name is Larry and I live in Germany. I like dogs and cats (talk) 03:36, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Well. there is some Brazilian people called Louis LOL. who is a 10-years-old. naughty kid.
He vandalized our wiki. he got banned.
However, he is keep telling us to unban him, he promised he will not vandalized again.
He did vandalized again.
So... he is making a tons of sockpuppets now.
That's what is happening.   👉 lol 👈em /w lol●SU NIOJ
zzlul fo yrotsiH 03:45, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Right, that's good. I was worried for a moment. I hope you decide to stay. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 03:45, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Yeah, we are alive again. we LOVES new users.   👉 lol 👈em /w lol●SU NIOJ
zzlul fo yrotsiH 03:47, 3 Aym 2017 (UTC)

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