Illogicopedia:The Sporadical Radicals
This is the page that rewards everyone helping with the article improvement drive!
Basically, the user who helps certain amounts will get official Titles and a template to go into their userpage.
To prove your worth, go to this page and leave a list of all the articles you've improved. The admins will then check this over and - when you reach the milestones - then dish out the awards as appropriate, for you to display proudly!
Titles[edit | edit source]
(#1 is best, #11 lowest)
|Name of Title
|Title to put in signature
|Humble Servant of André Breton
|It's worth noting that this is the highest possible honour ever given to humans. André probably prefers his imaginary friends. And Martians. They know how to party.
|This title grants you the command of the armies of both Subbuteo and Super Japan; however, unfortunately, they have a tendency to execute each other rather than execute your orders. This also grants a years' worth of throwable Koalas.
|Noble Spoon Man
|This title grants the user one tumble dryer-shrunk superhero suit and a small stash of spoons to be used ONLY IN EMERGENCIES!
|Unlike Fourchan and Jackie Chan, all of whom have their advantages, ChanServs are actually kinda crap. I mean, they're not even allowed to talk. They've been kept to a vow of secrecy after receiving the ultimate everything ever. Yeah, he used to be amazing.
|Having this title guarantees you a featured article.
|Alongside being part of one of Illogicopedia's vastest armies, achieving this honour causes the user to be crispy-fried in hoi sin sauce and highly shaggable.
|Strange Indian Man
|NO! FOR FUCK'S SAKE! IT GOES TO CROCKENHILL!
|Sacred Goat of Ung
|Ung! Goat! Ung!
|This title bestows onto the receiver the ability to know mundane facts about anyone in the world, e.g. "You were once two years old!"
|Obama Sin Xardenrith MCXXVIII
|Having this award will increase your stealth powers by up to minus 4%.
|Ambassador of Illogic
|This award will get you nothing. And a bodypillow of Dot Matrix from the movie Spaceballs.