Illogicopedia:The Sporadical Radicals
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This is the page that rewards everyone helping with the article improvement drive!
Basically, the user who helps certain amounts will get official Titles and a template to go into their userpage.
To prove your worth, go to this page and leave a list of all the articles you've improved. The admins will then check this over and - when you reach the milestones - then dish out the awards as appropriate, for you to display proudly!
Titles[edit | edit source]
(#1 is best, #11 lowest)
| # | Name of Title | Title to put in signature | Requirements | Notes |
| 1. | Humble Servant of André Breton | 100 improvements | It's worth noting that this is the highest possible honour ever given to humans. André probably prefers his imaginary friends. And Martians. They know how to party. | |
| 2. | Subbupanese General | 90 improvements | This title grants you the command of the armies of both Subbuteo and Super Japan; however, unfortunately, they have a tendency to execute each other rather than execute your orders. This also grants a years' worth of throwable Koalas. | |
| 3. | Noble Spoon Man | 80 improvements | This title grants the user one tumble dryer-shrunk superhero suit and a small stash of spoons to be used ONLY IN EMERGENCIES! | |
| 4. | ChanServ | 70 improvements | Unlike Fourchan and Jackie Chan, all of whom have their advantages, ChanServs are actually kinda crap. I mean, they're not even allowed to talk. They've been kept to a vow of secrecy after receiving the ultimate everything ever. Yeah, he used to be amazing. | |
| 5. | EPIC Writer | 60 improvements | Having this title guarantees you a featured article. | |
| 6. | Shaggable Duck | 50 improvements | Alongside being part of one of Illogicopedia's vastest armies, achieving this honour causes the user to be crispy-fried in hoi sin sauce and highly shaggable. | |
| 7. | Strange Indian Man | 40 improvements | NO! FOR FUCK'S SAKE! IT GOES TO CROCKENHILL! | |
| 8. | Sacred Goat of Ung | 30 improvements | Ung! Goat! Ung! | |
| 9. | Bcbkye | 20 improvements | This title bestows onto the receiver the ability to know mundane facts about anyone in the world, e.g. "You were once two years old!" | |
| 10. | Obama Sin Xardenrith MCXXVIII | 10 improvements | Having this award will increase your stealth powers by up to minus 4%. | |
| 11. | Ambassador of Illogic | 0-9 improvements | This award will get you nothing. And a bodypillow of Dot Matrix from the movie Spaceballs. |
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