User talk:Island Monkey/Archive trois

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Agh! They got inside! Raptors! Raptors! Raptors everywhere! ~ 10:33, 26 Arche 2011

Where? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 11:31, 26 Arche 2011 (UTC)

They went out the window. ~ 11:43, 26 Arche 2011

Damn. I might of eaten them. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 11:44, 26 Arche 2011 (UTC)

That's probably why they left. I think I'm grateful. ~ 12:27, 26 Arche 2011

Well at least I ain't WP admin Closedmouth. He always says 'I need food'. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 12:30, 26 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Aren't you banned on WP? Why hang around so much? ~ 21:25, 26 Arche 2011

Beacuse I do. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 10:44, 27 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Are you the one who's been eating all the waffles? ~ 21:37, 27 Arche 2011

Eh? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:10, 28 Arche 2011 (UTC)

HeavenO

Sir. Berty, why is it you were smited from Wikipedia? I was smited as well because I operate in a true conservative Gentlemanly manner. And why did you feminise yourself with your new sig? Emasculation is a True Liberal trait. And what did you do to your userpage and talkpage? Has a demon of Satan possessed this Castellan? Do you also watch Jersey Shore now??? IX out of X demons do you know.--Conservatism XVI:XXXIII, XXX Arche MMXI (UTC)

Sorry. Also, here is teh factz about why I was blocked:

• wikipedia:User:Unclebert10
• wikipedia:Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/Special Cases/Archive
• wikipedia:Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/Alacante45/Archive

Oh, I archived my talkpage. Yes, XXV less browser crashing. Also, I beg you not to use Internet Explorer (if you use it). It carries demons. Instead, use this. Plus, I am British so I can't watch Jersey Shore. In fact, I don't even know what it is. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:59, 30 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Many thanks Sir Berty. When I accumulate more coinage, I plan to move from the colonies to a much more Conservative location to avoid such crap. The colonials have infested my attire and language! Truck??????? OMG???????? What are these neologisms? And these colonials care for nothing more than booze and fornication! How tasteless of a culture! Curse Mr Washington for cursing humanity with this fool's nation! Sorry about that. Say, have you any cheese to spare? And I use Firefox as well. No demons, unlike Internet Explorer (probably a reference to Liberal Explorer Christopher Columbus) and Google Chrome, curse of Liberal Capitalism.--Conservatism III XXX MMXI

Eeeh? That's not Conservatism. I'm confused. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:50, 30 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Of course I am myself. Has the demon gotten to you? Apologies, that was a less sane side of me to comply with the site and the strange people who edit here. But still Gentlemanly and Conservative mind you. Sorry for any confusion. But my description of the colonies is quite accurate. Is Britain any better these days, though never will it be as good as it once was, before the passage of the Magna Carta. HeavenO!--Conservatism III XXX MMXI

Huh, you forgot that I am a liberal. So I can't really compare. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:38, 31 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Stuff

On the off chance you weren't aware, you can get a full list of pages in your old userspace here, and the talkpages likewise here. Since the thing really is apparently rather stupid.

On a completely unrelated note, could you please stop reverting me about adminny things? Mr. Fluffy is already close to leaving me, and if he finds out about this, I may be left all alone and fluffless, and I don't think I could bear that. ~ 20:17, 2 Arply 2011

Also

My cat is prettier than you. Ha hah hah hee hooheeheheheah huh? ~ 20:19, 2 Arply 2011

Woah!

Why the name change? And ye might wanna change your sig.

Woah!

Why the name change? And ye might wanna change your sig.--Colonel Sanders 01:40, 3 Arply 2011 (UTC)

I know, I know... Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 06:38, 3 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Woah... that tilde's, like, psychedelic, man... ~ 07:37, 3 Arply 2011

Yeah, GIMME SOME LSD! MOAR!!! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:02, 3 Arply 2011 (UTC)

Question...

Did you ever get popups working here? ~ 17:16, 4 Arply 2011

Sup dood

Sorry, I just had to break the chain of Athyria blocks. The temptation was too great! So yeah, the pagemoves could have led to much head explosions. On a related note, I invite you to create Fark and have F*ck redirect to that if you like. (Self censorship, haha!) --Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:03, 5 Arply 2011 (UTC)

OH WILL SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 13:18, 5 Arply 2011 (UTC)

TROLLEY DOLLEY

I'll re troll you, Mr. Birdie Berty. -- Lollipop 01:49, 3 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Who's that? I'm sorry, I don't know who that is. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:31, 3 Aym 2011 (UTC)

No, i'm the fellow on Uncyc hat you called a 'trolley dolley'. -- Lollipop 00:35, 6 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Hi.

I appreciate your concern, but please don't remove content from my talkpage in the future, unless it really is obvious vandalism and whatnot... I'm perfectly capable of doing it myself if I'm so inclined. ~ 16:45, 4 Aym 2011

Sure. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:39, 5 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. ~ 06:13, 6 Aym 2011

Help wanted

How do you allow videos to be visible in articles on this wiki?? For the page Spongebob lost episode, as there is supposed to be a video there, but it's just blank I'm using a method that worked fine on Uncyclopedia. Please help!! - Another n00b 15:18, 6 Aym 2011 (UTC)

It's a strange thing. Uncyclomedia server guru Carlb has been missing for months. So there's nothing we can do. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak15:25, 6 Aym 2011 (UTC)

So I'm un-able to get that video displayed, at all? I don't think so. - Another n00b 15:28, 6 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Please, I'm just some stupid high-ranking grunt on here, I dunno! Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:30, 6 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Umph. Where can I get help?? The video's only the main joke of the article. - Another n00b 15:38, 6 Aym 2011 (UTC)

There ain't no joint person controlling the servers so I don't know. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 18:14, 6 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I improvised.

I decided to just include it as an external link. Now just watch the video. Warning it is exactly how the description in the article puts it and it is very NSFW. At all. - Another n00b 13:57, 7 Aym 2011 (UTC)

New Conservapaedia Mirror Site

Have you seen this yet?--Colonel Sanders 13:52, 9 Aym 2011 (UTC)

What is this supposed to do?

. I just listened to it and I don't get the point of it. Can you explain it to me? it sounds stupid. - Another n00b 15:39, 24 Aym 2011 (UTC)

It cured my bursitis, and my mom's whooping cough, back when she was a little bitty baby. but it also curdled my pudding, but dem's the breaks.  Kevillips or Jibber-Jabber 22:41, 28 Aym 2011 (UTC)

bursitis

My bursitis was fine with me until I listed to urm...uga uga boo uga boo boo ugga, and then it went away. damn monkey science. but so dis the itching, so praise monkey magic.  Kevillips or Jibber-Jabber 22:44, 28 Aym 2011 (UTC)

I know. Anyway, name derives from German slang of what they call us British people. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:44, 29 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Cool, another Hitler-obsessed Illogicopedian! Are you related to Huge Bob in any way? :P -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:28, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Johnny?

Johnny? -- Lollipop - 18:03, 29 Aym 2011

Johnny? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 07:41, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Johnny!-- Kevillips or Jibber-Jabber 08:36, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Johnny. ~ 10:25, 31 Aym 2011

C-c-combo breaker, fools. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:31, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Oh, Johnson -- Kevillips or Jibber-Jabber 16:30, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Johnson? Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:36, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

My last name is Johnson. —rms talk 19:44, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

My last name is Fell. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 19:46, 31 Aym 2011 (UTC)

Hey there

Did you manage to archive this? I regret not doing so when I came across it last night, since it is now deleted from Wikipedia. I hate their non-sense of humour. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:08, 24 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Damn. Forgot. I thought about it but I didn't. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:20, 24 Yoon 2011 (UTC)