Jersey Shore

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Jersey Shore, which surprisingly is not about New Jersey, is smut heathens enjoy on the idiot box. It is responsible for fornication, economic decline, poor marks on tests, modern teenage subculture, Vampire infestation, the Egyptian revolt, and flaunting of Islamic numerals. It involves a bunch of partying morons who wear the least modest of clothing and describes pretty well where America is heading.

MTV which is owned by Viacom Inc. which is also responsible for garbage like SpongeBob SquarePants and The Colbert Report produce this rubbish. If these morons control the future, we will eat our own rags.

Ladies and Gentlemen who watch this will die a miserable death. It is that bad. Avoid at all costs.

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