User talk:Kiko4564

Welcome to Illogicopedia. I hate to get serious, but here it goes. Please don't randomly put {{QD}} templates on stuff. There is plenty of pure crap (even stuff worse than that) like that for good reason here. This is not Uncle Pete and we have low quality standards here. Otherwise we may feel compelled to send you here or here. Any deletion here must be a violation of The Commandments or other such legislation. We don't try to be funny here, just random. So, uh yeah. Stay, write crap, and don't mistake this beacon away from rigorous quality standards and satir for Pete's place again. If you don't like the total crap and unfunniness. just go away right now. But, if you wanna become a contributor, stay. Simple as that. Sorry for that.

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room (behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE") So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx": Our beginner's guide is here If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC DISCORD The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera. ~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee “NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.” ~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

May Super Moses be with you.--Colonel Sanders/Colonel Battaleaxe 16:22, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Oh, hello. I guess I'll stop pretending you don't exist, now... Anyway, what he said, and please try not to take things to seriously here, unless it's stuff marked as serious. Then it tends to be slightly more serious... but still not overly.

And welcome and stuff; perhaps this place will suit you and you will indeed enjoy it here. Meantime, please accept this massively carved cabbage as a... er... crap, where did it go? Oh, no, no, no... not another one! Why do my cabbages keep getting away?! *runs after it* ~ 18:59, 31 Ditzimber 2010

Hey you! Not that troll again from simple. Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 20:02, 31 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

I can appreciate your contributions, such as to British train companies, but please try not to totally rewrite other peoples's work. It's bad form and makes the chickens grow tree leaves instead of feathers. kthx. CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 00:21, 24 Octodest 2019 (UTC)

Sorry about that, do you mean on my edits to Iraq? I'll be more careful in the future. Kiko4564 (talk) 16:51, 24 Octodest 2019 (UTC)

Yes, Iraq was what I was talking about. My jury is still out on Vietnam. Say, are you George W. Bush? CG098 (talk ₪‎ contribs) 05:59, 23 Novelniver 2019 (UTC)