User talk:King Wib

Hey Jon, and welcome to Illogicopedia. This place is no way like Uncyclopedia, because you can write some totally random shit and it won't get deleted (usually)! So go ahead and make some stupid pages and images. Consult me or other admins for help. Readmesoon (The Desperate Book) 08:51, 24 Octodest 2023

Just checking my sig King Wib 21:07, 25 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Let's get things down

Alright Jon, let's see what to start with. First of all, I saw your "vote" on the Illogicopedian of the month. That was vandalism. I reverted to prevent you from getting banned. And, if you do want to vote for me then go down to my section of the forum and use an * to start with and vote, leaving a signature. Also boost up the score one point. Second, let's talk about HowTo: Draw a Square. First of all the thing has got to be finished, and don't come in here and immediately nominate and article you are even done with yet. You let the other people nominate things like that. So finish up that article and leave it be. Don't go nominate it for feature. And lastly, let's talk about your sig. I'll dick around with that and you should be fine. If you don't like, then leave me a message on my talk page explaining what you want me to do.

Yours truly,

Readmesoon (The Desperate Book) 08:51, 24 Octodest 2023

Hi Jonathan I'm just checking the sig sam made for me King Wib 02:29, 26 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Alright uh... Wibby. I like that. Wibby. Anyway, we don't refer to each other as "Bob" or "Sam" or "Billy" around here. Even if you know hte person you would call them Testicles or Hindleyak or RMS or something. Got it? That's just the way we roll around here. Readmesoon (The Desperate Book) 08:51, 24 Octodest 2023

Got is ass-wipe ~ King Wib 14:15, 26 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Bored?

If you are looking for something to do, why don't you run arounf VFF and VFI and vote for or against images and articles? We need all the votes we can get. (especially on my articles and images) Make sure to start each vote with "*" and say for or against and maybe a reason. Also, not so bad with the One Large Fish. Could stand for a better image, though. Readmesoon (The Desperate Book) 08:51, 24 Octodest 2023

Self noms

Hey, Wibsy! How have you liked your time here so far? Is it good? You may be having fun, but you are starting to get a bit annoying. LEt's see here. Hm. How many articles have you written? Three now, I believe with the Family Guy one. But the other two you nominated for feature, which both weren't even finished! (Well, maybe the second one but that's WAAAAY too short) So let's see. DO NOT SELF NOM UNLESS YOU HAVE MADE A DECENT SIZE ARTICLE THAT PEOPLE THINK IS GOOD. And if you do really want to self nom some weird article that you made one day, throw it up for a review to see your feedback. If it is god enough, go ahead and nom it. And if you're lucky, but the reviewer will like ti so much that they will nom it. (That happened to me with Fat Hippo.) But the moral of the story is: Stay away from self noms. Have the other people around here nominate your articles, unless you think the article is the funniest thing on planet Earth. Then you should get a review anyway to make sure.

On a related note, what kind of water to you think makes bread the soggiest? Readmesoon (Talk | contribs) (23:47, 29 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC))

Hi

I helped you out on one or two of your articles, hope you don't mind. Go in peas to hump and blurb the horde! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 09:50, 30 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

A hump of peas? When did that appear? Hey hindley, are those my peas you stole? -- Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! • Talk • Got An Idea? • GAMESHOW! 10:35, 30 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Thanks so much guys. Sorry for my idioticness again. No problem.~ King Wib (bread) 13:23, 30 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Consuming the video

Upon consuming the video, I have found that it gave me rather acute indigestion. Nothing a pint of Pepto Bismol can't cure. The paper passing is incredibly quick! Those kids must have been pumped up with many kinds of E numbers. Glad to see formula one technology being used in areas other than formula one itself. Word.DG |Chatty Chaps| 15:17, 30 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Right on Time

near seven. Told you I would be here! --ReadMeSoon 02:05, 1 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Cow

Arr Yuo heer? ReadMeSoon 23:36, 1 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Ya but I have to play piano and take ou the garbage ~ King Wib (bread) 23:37, 1 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

oH. tHat iS nOT tEh BeST thiNG eVUr. HavE fUn witH WoRk!!!1! Readmesoon (Talk | contribs) (23:43, 1 Octodest 2008 (UTC))

Playing piano sucks, get a theramin instead! :-P -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:55, 3 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Ya it sure does. Ive been playing for 7 year.13:38, 3 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Hey how are you enjoying your stay? Welcome!--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 11:15, 3 Octodest 2008 (UTC) I is so awsome. At the bgining I reliezed I was a bit abnxious but it is so cool now ~ King Wib (bread) 13:38, 3 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

I'm heer

Oh yeah. Ready to start? ReadMeSoon 00:00, 4 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

START What?~ King Wib (bread) 03:47, 4 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Christian Hendry Readmesoon (Talk | contribs) (03:49, 4 Octodest 2008 (UTC))

Blechy

How ya doin, stupid head? Readmesoon (Talk | contribs) (23:42, 7 Octodest 2008 (UTC))

Hey

Ok, Jon, you said you would stop by sometime, so I'll give you a brief low down. You will have to register your account again. Use the same username. Apart from that, you should get more active again, this place needs some fresh users. So, I will probably be on when you get this, so drop a line either here or on my talk page, ok? —rms talk 08:14, 16 Yoon 2009 (UTC)