User talk:Poiz

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Hello, zorky one, and welcome to this ball of tea. The welcome template I pasted above for all of its shiny links that I can never remember, but that aside, a hearty welcome to you. I hope you enjoy it here and that the gods of confusion and pudding shall always shade your path. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101027 - 22:05 (UTC)

And have this complimentary stick, which Athyria forgot to give you. An some walnut cheese. Don't you love walnut cheese?-- (Talk) (Contributions) 03:41, 28 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Electric monotheism for idiots. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 16:51, 7 Jeremy 2012 (UTC)