User talk:Sophie

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18:00, 7 Aym 2018 (UTC)

Aye. Hopefully I can get back to my stated duty of frying up some foodstuffs vaguely resembling what is supposed to be chicken. --Sophie (talk) 18:08, 7 Aym 2018 (UTC)

For a moment, I confused you for User:Sophia. Perhaps he/she/it will also be confused and befall the same fate.

I used to write terrible articles when I first started off. Looking back, I cringe. Does this ever happen to you?

Chicken in the lemonade? I thought you were gonna start me off with fried frog legs. Kegs.

16:30, 8 Aym 2018 (UTC)

ONOZ! ISIS! XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 22:51, 8 Aym 2018 (UTC)

Feckin...

Okay, so to clarify - you got locked out of the Colonel Sanders account? Could you link it specifically to ensure I don't mix anything up when doing the rename etc, and tell me what user groups to add? And can you verify that you still want to use that name, or should I just merge the history into this one without renaming?

Sorry about the delay on this; my account seems to be broken and I keep losing track of stuff. -— Athyria 17:02, 8 Jeremy 2019 (UTC)

Yes. User:Colonel Sanders. I was a Phantom under that account. You can merge into this one, that's fine. --Sophie (talk) 17:40, 10 Jeremy 2019 (UTC)