Obesius the Cat

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Bow down to the mighty Obesius.

Obesius the Cat was born tomorrow at the crack of dusk. He quickly enveloped all the land with his evil hand, which turned into a lamb, who was soon converted into a sheep, who, in turn, was made into tripe. Therefore, it can be said that all humans eat bologna, but only some eat it knowingly, and Gulliver must now proceed to Liliput, so he can not tarry long, lest he become the Flammifer of Westernesse, who is currently a mariner by the name of Obi-Wan Kenobi, who is wanted for interrogation by the police, of which the writer of this article is not a part, but a spleen is a body part; therefore, he who fights and runs away, lives to die another day, but the ponies rode men and the grass ate the cows, so all of Germany is in revolt, thus necessitating to accompany Jack Zivigoron, please, along with every mechanism, though humans are known to eat cheese at times, which has been linked to the premature development of ears, which can prove fatal to Captain Nemo; however, Pierre Arronax and Ned Land would become the Buddha and listen to the river talking until there were just six numbers, numbers which clearly show Steven Hawking to be a member of the inner party and capable of killing an old louse who was already killed by Raskolnikov and therefore can not be killed again, resulting in Yog-Sothoth, who is sometimes said to speak Pnakotic, eating your brain.