Zoink

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Zoink is a Geometry Dash Player, Mostly knowed for beat the orb-it level. He is the most pro player, even thougth he is 18 YEARS OLD! 18 YEARS OLD! which is younger than other pro GD players if you think about it.

“Stop saying that i buffed <Level Name Here>! i BALANCED IT!”

~ Zoink on when his fans say the word "buffed"
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Because of their so-called intelligence, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will never have a proper article about Zoink. We are sorry they are blatantly retarded.

Plus, some people think that he is a furry, and he probally is. or not. we still don't know yet. “Balancing” and yeah, it is, Secret Way guy is one of the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia

I KNEW IT! he is a furry!

As you just saw, Zoink is a furry, we got the awmser.

At one point, his hands on a stream were exposed with fur paws, Illogicopedians still doubt if is AI generated.

What about his fans?[edit | edit source]

Well that is so Gayish...

Most of his fans think he is a furry, as we said before. He was kinda shipped with Nexus, which is kinda weird.

At one point, in his X account, he posted if he stayed forever with his furry pfp, and guess what, 66.2% of people voted yes