Zuchini

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Zuchini is a half pickled man. He is distantly related to Your Mom and can only eat Mangos. He is well known in New Zealand for pieing forks. Many claim in fact Your Mom and Elvis and Zuchini are the same person. Zuchini's only brother is Harry Potter, and his sisters are Santa and Cheese. According to Japanese Authorities Zuchini, Harry, Santa, and Cheese are wanted for killing Elvis. Zuchini's children insist they have a banana as an uncle. Many people will find Zuchini eating their doorstep every few days. Zuchini is trying to move to Australia. You are Zuchini's cousin. Q! is his pet monkey.

Last sighting[edit]

Zuchini was last sighted in New Zealand on November 30.

See alozuchini[edit]