- I. Every admin in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an appalling article is applied to it.
- II. The relationship between an admin's mass m, its acceleration a, and the applied force F is Failed to parse(PNG conversion failed; check for correct installation of latex and dvipng (or dvips + gs + convert)): F = ma
- III. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Heed these words, for they will reveal an admin's true motives.