Forum:Ask a silly question, get a silly answer
What is the best article i have written? -- 00:47, 9 Aym 2008 (UTC)
I didnt know you had written anything!
What's a raggle? --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 02:58, 9 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Kind of like a fraggle, but not often a King.
Why is there a ten foot crab on my lap? -- 14:49, 10 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Sorry, I left my vicious man eating snapping ten foot crab in your arm chair.
What is the best article i wrote? ps: answer if you realy know. -- 15:47, 11 Aym 2008 (UTC)
The one about the friends
Take the power back? --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 13:57, 12 Aym 2008 (UTC)
It is you that I'm killing in the name of.
May I snackage? -- 14:10, 12 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Snackage in a package.
What is the worst article I have written? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 21:37, 12 Aym 2008 (UTC)
No ideaAn article on Illogicopedia under the title "the worst article I have written?".
How many articles that I've written are in my watchlist? :P -- 16:21, 14 Aym 2008 (UTC)
23.5 or none.
What are the side effects of eating too many bananas? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 16:42, 14 Aym 2008 (UTC)
You are what you eat!
Is it "PeanutButter Jelly Time" yet? -- 16:47, 14 Aym 2008 (UTC)
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! *trails off* yes, it isn't.
What did I just say? --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 17:54, 14 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Yes you did.
It's a mitochondrion-filled world, isn't it? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 18:58, 14 Aym 2008 (UTC)
I respire of your questioning.
How does your garden grow? -- 15:38, 15 Aym 2008 (UTC)
It doesn't. I can't keep anything alive but snails and gophers.
Did you just tell me to STFU? --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 18:56, 15 Aym 2008 (UTC)
No, but perhaps people should start telling their computers to STFD.
Five lemons? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 19:12, 15 Aym 2008 (UTC)
IN MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I running low on silly questions? -- 21:55, 15 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Of course not, there's always time for silly questions, especially in science class.
I want my cheesy puffs? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 14:58, 16 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Dollar bill?
Is a cream pie phone-headed? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 19:04, 17 Aym 2008 (UTC)
In the sense that no matter how different we may be, we are all somewhat (hehey! username dropping) human.
Is this a rhetorical question? -- 18:01, 18 Aym 2008 (UTC)
Yes.
Has my username been dropped? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 22:53, 18 Aym 2008 (UTC)
I think i just stubbed my toe on it.
Isn't "slightly below the temperature it was just now" cool? -- 17:38, 3 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
Well, it's cooler but not as cool as Large concrete structure, damit.
Where's The Obese Possum? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:29, 10 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
In the upper left corner, but down a bit.
This article is banana cheese? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 18:42, 10 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
Correct. I just vomited.
How pear the antelope aardvark fnord? --Aaaaannooooo!!! 18:03, 11 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
Because apple a bearterflyger Vumbly.
Trojans? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:26, 14 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
Are very good with wood. Your wood. And horses. Your hors- seriously you are fucked up FUCKED THE HELL UP! YOU FUCKING EXCUSE FOR A PILE OF SHIT but I don't judge, I'm just not like that. So as I was saying, get Trojans when you think about big horses and get wood... /smutty-double-entendres
Cheese monkeys? Discuss (make reference to paper clips and Thackery in your answer) --DJ Irrelevant 12:36, 14 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
Nah.
Has anyone seen that televised conference about Cheese Monkeys, you know the one that got hijacked by a renegade band of militant paper clips that was resolved by Thackery and Lime, ITV 1's new pair of lame detectives? -- 17:37, 14 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
Everyone on Illogicopedia has, except me.
Why is a tornado purple? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 13:48, 15 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
It's Barney the dinosaur's blood.
Anschluss. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:34, 16 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
What kind of question is that? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 19:05, 16 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
A special one without a question mark.
When is a boar not a boar? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 19:41, 16 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
When it's frying itself on the moon, then it's space bacon.
Is my hot dog exploding or are the bananas doing the cha cha in russia with 2 twizzlers, a rollerskate, and a girzzly bear again? Racecarlock wuz on fire, and here!
The latter I think. I've never seen a hotdog explode.
Who ate all the pies? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 16:30, 19 Yoon 2008 (UTC)
Have you yet tried my cheese soup? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 00:08, 7 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, no luck, I'm still single.
Is it really no refunds? -- 16:49, 8 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
No, you can get the coat hanger back. For £4.
Always look on the bright side of life? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 16:55, 8 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Only if you're using sunglasses.
Don't drink, don't do drugs and stay in school? -- 16:56, 8 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Don't drink alcohol, don't do harmful drugs, and stay in school until graduating. First of all, if you don't drink you will be really thirsty. Second, cold medicine is a drug. Third, who wants to spend their whole life as a student in school?
Seriously, who? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 19:27, 8 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
(quietly) me.
Can you read with your nose ? --92.9.172.195 19:36, 8 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Make it so.
Picard? --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 17:56, 9 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
7 of hearts.
Is Jeremy Clarkson going bald? -- 10:12, 15 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Peeonu.
Why did I not link that? Some WHAT!? number two, the guy who is supposed to be on wikibreak but goes around leaving mysteriously trivial comments 01:30, 19 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Cos linkin is like, tooootally gay, dude.
Paris? Migraine 16:24, 20 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
No, Spaghetti Junction please. With meatballs made of cars!
Why is there a fly in my soup? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:29, 20 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Because he needed to go potty, and he thought it looked like a dirty toilet. You really need cooking lessons. --Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 18:45, 22 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Isn't it annoying when some one doesn't read the title of the thread, and only contributes a silly answer, leaving out the mandatory silly question? -- 20:04, 23 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Waffles.
Hasn't this topic descended into madness? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:28, 23 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Well, 'House of Fun' had it's charms, and 'My House' was perhaps a high point. But aside from that, no, the article is not parallel to the Madness in descension.
What is a pop culture reference? -- 20:31, 23 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Anything to do with Coca Cola or dandelion and burdock.
Dandelion and Murdoch? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:43, 23 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Ever since Morse, ITV detective dramas have gone steadily downhill.
Can ideas actually travel downhill? -- 20:45, 23 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Only a certain distance. After 4 metres they get bored and take the bus.
What are zorils? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:48, 23 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Mexican masked gorillas, adept in sword fighting and with an unhealthy interest in "helping people."
Would the mankini work in the 1800s? -- 20:51, 23 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Yes, made of iron and as a method of torture.
“Is nice... ahhh.... aggggghhhhhhh!”
Cava bien merci. Et toi? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 14:13, 30 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Yorfrench is fine you need to work on speeling and, GRAMMOR tho.
Couldn't you just multiply everything by one? Some WHAT!? number two, the guy who is supposed to be on wikibreak but goes around leaving mysteriously trivial comments 09.54, 26 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
Divide and conquer. Always.
Why is a writing desk eating a raven? -- 16:45, 3 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
Because what everyone really wants is squirrels, but they are too quick.
Testostereich buggered up the timestamps? --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 14:51, 26 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, those SOBs were asking for it.
Where should I hit you with this baseball bat? --Fishalishalish 05:18, 28 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
Because energy drinks have feelings too :'(
Doo wappa doo? --Ryan u|t|c Γειά 05:33, 28 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
Be deedle deedle dum! Splat.
What would happen if I ran over that pensioner in my Mini Cooper? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:53, 28 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
Free ice cream!
It's it's its-its? --Fishalishalish 20:16, 28 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
YA MUM!
Neeeeeeeeeeh? --Ryan u|t|c Γειά 21:52, 28 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
Certainly, my good BURRRRRP!
How about a nice cup of Guru Meditation with Varnish? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 22:27, 28 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
No, it's actually a hat. I'm just wearing it like an elbow pad because I'm using my elbow pad as a hat right now.
How many animals can it squish? --Fishalishalish 07:49, 4 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
It can squish as many flies as you like, but as for beetles with extra fine shells that cant even be squished by lunch boxes its debatable. You could catch them in it though, and have a beetle zoo!
How often does the queen fart? {{Subst:Nosubst|User:Darkgenome/sig}} 19:09, 11 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
Constantly, only so slowly that nobody notices. The real question is:
How often does the queen stop farting? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 19:47, 22 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
Ever since I started eating popsicles, sonny.
Is bread the key intention of the creator of Speed? ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 23:21, 22 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
I believe that the policy of speed bread is one that we may not embrace openly now, but in the future we weill come to realise as a major turning point in history. This is why I, mere weeks away from erection, am willing to stake my entire premiership on this bold, yet conservative move. I cannot stress enough that though this action may not be entirely by the people, it's most definiately you can lick my lollipop for the people. Thankyou and goodnight?
Jeremy Paxman, or Jeremy's Pacman? --TReich (My Bad) 20:15, 27 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
Thank you, I love cucumbers!
Is the internet round? Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 21:46, 2 Arche 2009 (UTC)
Hey, I found a 1944 steel penny!
What are the odds? ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 02:34, 3 Arche 2009 (UTC)
The square root of a jar of mayonnaise.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
a few licks o' paint and that wall'll be done me lad.
What's yellow bus-like and looks a lot like a bus? 21:28, 24 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
A tractor, of course!
؟sdrawkcab siht si yhW
Hamsters.
What is a fnurdagalathashakamanagarilidigidagidingdong?
Several.
If I have 3 apples, and a triceratops eats 4 of them, how many apples do I not have?
Pears.
Why?
About 80.
If I have about 70 and I add about 10, how many do I have?
I'll have three.
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay what?
ficklejuice paws of couse!
what is a cucumber if not a pokemanz?
Then weshould start putting our signatures again.
What type of cheese n in my sisters hair? (Ps, I already know the answer.) —rms talk 16:24, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
The Moon!
HOWL!!? --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 18:37, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
GO AWAI
What should I do for my eighteenth?
Same as we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!
Is this a red scene, or am I just seeing red? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:58, 22 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
An arm and a leg.
What comes next? --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 21:54, 22 Octodest 2009 (UTC)
Depends if it's after the beep or not.
I'm just a loser, so why don't you kill me? 23:45, 18 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
We did, but you came back as a ghost. We called the ghostbusters but they said they were 'busy with other problems', the jerks.
Why cant I have ice cream? --Zdafam Zerg Zutnik Zinniard 02:28, 19 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
Because it's too hot in winter.
According to Newton's third law can fat people fly?
Only in space, but not on Mondays.
If I were a dog, what would a hamster be? --Zdafam Zerg Zutnik Zinniard 18:51, 19 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
My butt. --Galanoth 19:35, 19 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
If it has, or now can be, forever, does and want even make apply for does get soon maybe is?
There is no salvaging that sentenceyes.
What are miricles? 19:47, 19 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
As you can clearly see, my name is not Timothy.
Anyone got some salad, or am I the only one? —rms talk 07:26, 20 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
A lone ranger, the last of it's kind.
Does my extended family love me? 12:13, 20 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
No
who is duncs real mum? :P --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 15:30, 20 Novelniver 2009 (UTC)
You.
Do we really care about every little thing Obama does to upset people anymore? After all, he is delicious. --Asema 04:44, 6 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)
The Government says we do, but it's a conspiracy, dammit!!
- My question is so silly, it requires it's own rhyme,
- It's connotations profound, it's wording sublime.
- Many have been asked it, all of them replied,
- But none could give the answer that the quizzmaster desired.
- I put it to you know, in the hope that you shall rise,
- To a question that led many to an untimely demise.
- For if you answer incorrectly, like all who tried before,
- The Grim Reaper himself will be knocking on your door.
- So if you are prepared, If you feel up to the task,
- Read on without hesitation, for the question I shall ask:
Ass or boobs?
Grointoids, the littleknown race of elf-testicle hybrids that live exclusively in the closed off habitat created when the ass and boobs are melded together to become one. There is a small localized population at my town's retirement home/fetish brothel.
What happens when i do this? 17:23, 21 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)
Editsection.[edit source]
n? --(ƒî)» 22:08, 12 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
Z.
Why are carrots orange? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:34, 16 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
Because they are painfully aware that summer is soon going to be upon them, and to save embarrassment tend to use sunbeds to build up a base tan for their holidays (no doubt putting them in great danger of skin cancer).
Where all the G's at? 13:47, 16 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
The German Guggengeimeng Museum.
Why bother?? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:49, 17 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
Because otherwise the mice will eat you and turn you into worms with a colour you can't describe.
Why has nobody posted on this since 2010? ❦ Flyingcat (meow?) 13:46, 4 Yoon 2014 (UTC)
I've never heard of it before. Probably never would have, had I not been stalking you on the Recent Changes pate.
When doth life life life... ? 
21:36, 4 Yoon 2014 (UTC)
Till death do us part.
Why are rabbits green? ❦ Flyingcat (meow?) 23:59, 4 Yoon 2014 (UTC)
Germans. You can usually blame the Germans.
How many Germans can you fit in your craw?--
|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 13:17, 5 Yoon 2014 (UTC)
The same way Cartman from South Park plays rochambeau. "First, I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can. Then, you kick me in the nuts as hard as you can. Whoever falls down first loses."
Is "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" based on the biography of Thomas Edison?
Yeah I think so. What's my next line? XY007 T C 05:24, 3 Arply 2015 (UTC)
'Poopity poop', I believe.
How many pickles is it possible to actually thrill out of someone? 
~ Good tidings! ~ 06:46, 5 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Yeah I'm not sure at least 10-11 pickles you would need.
Should I be blocked from Wikipedia? Look at my sonk. XY007 T C 06:48, 5 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Nah. Unless you'd like to be? 23:59, 7 Arply 2015 (UTC)
No choice, I'm blocked already. Look at my global account info. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 00:05, 8 Arply 2015 (UTC)
What is Oscar Wilde's mistress name? User:Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive
Hass, like the avocado. Can ten people walk on a coway side-by-side? XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 01:20, 13 Arply 2015 (UTC) If you mean "cowboy," then you have created a way to end one's misery in a ten-fold manner; sure!
What is a "coway?"
It's something very silly. Don't think about it.
Am I awesome? Iamawesome T | C | U 15:20, 17 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Belera. Yes. What is a coway? About 500 kg I believe. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 21:46, 17 Arply 2015 (UTC)
--- Are you hungry? 2+2=5
Petri metria. XY007 ⊡ talk ⊡ contributions 00:03, 4 Aym 2015 (UTC)
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