A Peter Griffin Christmas
“This is like that time my grandma got run over by a reindeer.”
A Peter Griffin Christmas is the Christmas album released from fisher-man, Quahog resident, and fat guy Peter Griffin. It peaked at #4 on Billboard charts, and sold a total of 3 million copies. The buyers didn't seem to mind that it was released in March.
| A Peter Griffin Christmas | ||
|---|---|---|
 Peter went all the way to Antarctica for this cover. | ||
| Album by Peter Griffin | ||
| Released | March 12, 2006 | |
| Recorded: | December 26, 2005-February 28, 2006 | |
| Genre | Yellow Snow | |
| Length | 0:27:50 (0:31:25 in this version) | |
| Record label | Sessions | |
Track Listing[edit | edit source]
- "Intro"
- "Surfin' Bird"
- "I Work At Burger King (Ding Fries Are Done)"
- "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" featuring Mayor Adam West
- "They're Up In My Bum"
- "O Holy Crap"
- "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" featuring The Four Peters
- "Do You Hear What I Hear? (What the hell was that?)"
- "My Nuts Are Roasting" featuring Quagmire
- "Look At The Bells (Holy crap, here comes Jesus!)"
- "Surfin' Bird (Reprise)"
- "Heheheheh (Yellow Snow!)"
- "I Work at Burger King (Ding Fries Are Done)"
- "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
- "Peter Out-Farts Michael Moore" featuring Michael Moore" (bonus track)
- "Have Yourself A Freakin' Sweet Christmas (A Demo Tape of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas)" (hidden track)
Ding Fries Are Done![edit | edit source]
The released single entitled "I Work At Burger King" became an immediate success. It was written by a retarded high-school student that worked at Burger King. At the time Peter Griffin was a co-worker with the student at the fast food restaurant. Upon hearing the song, Griffin bought the rights from the student in exchange for a Whopper.
Lawsuit[edit | edit source]
In 2007, Billy's parents pressed a lawsuit against Peter Griffin for exploiting Billy's naiveté. The court ruled in favor of Griffin on the grounds that he and Billy were on equal footing, as Peter Griffin is also technically mentally retarded. Although some say the Kool Aid man's abrupt visit might have distracted the jury.
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Reception[edit | edit source]
A Peter Griffin Christmas was generally received with negative reviews. Critics slammed the album as being unoriginal, uncreative, and of poor quality. Ken Tucker of Entertainment Weekly gave it the worst review. "You can clearly hear Peter fart on several tracks," he wrote. "Even the ones where farting was not a central theme of the song. And, seriously, what the hell does Surfin' Bird have to do with Christmas?"
There were also claims that it was a shameless plagiarism of the Jessica Simpson Christmas album. Upon these accusations, Griffin responded:
“Who the hell is Jessica Simpson?”
Then he farted.
Criticism[edit | edit source]
Critics slammed the album as being unoriginal, uncreative, and of poor quality. Ken Tucker of Toilet Paper Weekly pointed out that you can hear Peter fart on several tracks, the most obvious being "Do You Hear What I Hear?". There were also claims that Griffin shamelessly ripped-off the Ashlee Simpson Christmas album. Upon these accusations, he responded:
“Who?”
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