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  To be confused with fart, far, and farting.  
Welcome to Fert, fertbag.

Fert is a toown in Yorkieshire, Exactly in der middle 'or Sheffield steel an' Leedsville. The nayme coomes from a Yorkshireman whoo went too town regirestry office an' said Fyrt bt da guy put down Fert.

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1000,000000, boot England darnt nay dat cooz tha neerest train station is int' Trainville where the population is trains....

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