Forum:Cave Johnson Lemons

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Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia IV of Fruitland (babble) 02:21, 20 Serpeniver 2014 (UTC)

When I get a hold of lemons I usually get all excited, cut them in half, and put the halves on my nipples while singing the Botswana National Anthem.--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 01:59, 9 Octodest 2014 (UTC)

Oh long Johnson. Oooooh long Johnson. 20:45, 27 Novelniver 2014 (UTC)

Lol. --(BKYE) Her Majesty, Queen Sophia IV of Fruitland (babble)

Nice lemons, guy Fonchezzz. and we go!

Blessed be these noble lemons,

Gift to us from God's strong garden,

Citrus fruits our father left to us,

May it always be in pieces.

Awake, awake! O lemons, awake!

And limes close behind them stand,

Together we'll cook and serve

This fruit, this happy fruit!

Word of citrus and of lime,

For the fruit of Lemon

Through our unity and sourness,

We'll remain in pieces or as one.

And of course, you could do it also with the New Zealand national anthem.

Fruits of nations at thy feet,

In the bonds of citrus we meet,

Hear our juices we entreat,

God defend our lemons.

Guard the citrus at the star,

From the shafts of apple war,

Make our produce heard afar,

God defend our lemons.

XY007 ^{T C} 00:30, 18 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Mind you, I drive a lemon! User:Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive

Lemon cake? Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) Over 1 year later (UTC)

Lemon curry? (kaizum me) 10:35, 25 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Lemon custard pie? 18:31, 29 Aym 2016 (UTC)

All are combustible, bear in mind. Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:52, 29 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Combustible like the oil from a lemon rind? 00:07, 30 Aym 2016 (UTC)

Indeed that is so, for you will find... Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:59, 30 Aym 2016 (UTC)