Forum:Have I offended anyone?

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This question was well expressed by a Frank Zappa on his album of the same name. I ask it here in reference to my possible obsession with ATBF (all things bat fuck). Readers I know personally are very amused, but no one here at Illogicopedia has said that batfuckery is offensive, or just offends them. Not that it will change my behavior, but is anyone offended? Or better, amused? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 19:48, 17 Arche 2017 (UTC)

Amused. At least you don't write brazen and logical-sounding rants and call them "satire." 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 02:04, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Excellent! I enjoy amusing friends and family. This all began when I admined at Uncyclopedia. You know how the sound of a phrase can get you laughing harder than the meaning alone justifies? Well, bat fuck insane did that for me. The brain gears churned out a few things, until snap! Bob's your uncle. Here we are. But with long pauses between replies. Like water for chocolate. No, not that. Like... playing chess through the mail. I knew this pretentious butt wipe who felt superior because he was kind of good at chess. Anyway, Sir Two, my boy band is waiting for me to practice, so I have to go. We're called The Smarm. I'm the sullen, sexy one. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 02:51, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm fine. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 08:28, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Not offended, although my tolerance of batfuckery itself depends on the situation. Cg098 (talk) 17:30, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Batfuckery can be as aggravating as it can be funny. For example, last night, two of my nephews and my son went pub crawling, and one nephew saw the guy who broke up his marraige, getting very drunkenly upset. The other nephew drunkenly and aggressively tried to calm the poor guy, managing to further enrage him. They began trading blows on the icy street, only to have one of them slip on ice and break his leg. Idiots. Well, that's not really bat fuck... just plain old fuck, I suppose. My father's accent made "fucked" sound like "fuck", so I often emulate this in tributes to an awesome dad. For example, as Illogicopedians, we are all fuck. Or,

“We're all bozos on this bus”

~ Firesign Theater
LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 22:24, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)
Seems fine to me. I like documenting the scope of all illogic, even if it involves the use of bat semen. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:40, 18 Arche 2017 (UTC)
My son feels that where Bat Fuck Logic is concerned, the seminal animal should be a rhinoceros. I have no trouble accepting bat semen as a secondary source of fuckery in general, but I believe Henri's research has garnered a lot of support for rhinos. If you decide to use bats, may I recommend adding 3 parts ground emu beak to 1 part bat semen, just to insure proper levels of mustache. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 07:05, 19 Arche 2017 (UTC)