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Hey, what happened to our game of Mornington Crescent? It kind of died out 17 months ago...
So, let's start another game!
I will start us off again with... Fulham Broadway. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 20:51, 9 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Richmond :D --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 21:49, 9 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Finchley Central -- 22:22, 9 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Cockfosters --Fishalishalish 01:24, 10 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Put me down in Acton Town. --I forgot 04:23, 10 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Sudbury Hill
MMF!→talk←/→admin(:D) 08:41, 10 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- MORNINGTON FUCKING CRESCENT!--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 11:25, 11 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Sudbury Hill
- Put me down in Acton Town. --I forgot 04:23, 10 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Cockfosters --Fishalishalish 01:24, 10 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Finchley Central -- 22:22, 9 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
Stanmore--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 11:25, 11 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Erm.................. Elephant 'n' Castle. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:49, 11 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- East Putney. --Aaaaannooooo!!! 14:18, 11 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Hmmm... tough choice... I'll have to go with Cockfosters again. --Fishalishalish 18:54, 11 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- hmm, Paddington seems like a safe bet.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 16:30, 12 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- I'll play offensively with Marble Arch. --Aaaaannooooo!!! 17:08, 12 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Silent Penguin is immobilized in marmalade (lose a turn). Ealing Common. --I forgot 17:24, 12 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- I hear the men in white coats coming. Wapping. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:55, 13 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Damn there goes my turn, if only i weren't immobilized i coulda won, i'm gutted, least i cant see anyone else making the winning move :D --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 12:02, 13 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Also, Teh Jubilee line is now open daily along the whole length! teh awesome newb :D --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 12:27, 13 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Well I wouldn't know much about that, I've only ever been to London once in my life. I almost got shat on by a pigeon in Trafalgar Square. Anyways! I believe I will choose... (c) London Regional Transport. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:29, 13 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- You left your rear lines open, so I shall snatch from you Mornington Crescent! --Aaaaannooooo!!! 17:19, 13 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Well I wouldn't know much about that, I've only ever been to London once in my life. I almost got shat on by a pigeon in Trafalgar Square. Anyways! I believe I will choose... (c) London Regional Transport. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:29, 13 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- I hear the men in white coats coming. Wapping. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:55, 13 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Silent Penguin is immobilized in marmalade (lose a turn). Ealing Common. --I forgot 17:24, 12 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- I'll play offensively with Marble Arch. --Aaaaannooooo!!! 17:08, 12 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- hmm, Paddington seems like a safe bet.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 16:30, 12 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Hmmm... tough choice... I'll have to go with Cockfosters again. --Fishalishalish 18:54, 11 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- East Putney. --Aaaaannooooo!!! 14:18, 11 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
Finsbury Park. --Aaaaannooooo!!! 17:19, 13 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- I shall counter with your own tactics, took a long time to see a good solution, east putney--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 21:06, 24 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Damm and Blast (there goes our precious Large concrete structure) Seppy! What the hell? I suppose I'll have to settle for Wembley Park until a better oppurtunity arises. -- 22:56, 24 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- You Idiot Testostereich, you cant go on overland lines which back onto Mrs. Trellis' home between the hours of 7pm and 7am on a Saturday, shocking move, means you can only go as far as Baker Street. Please guys, also note that because it was Friday yesterday, the short rules only apply and from the 2nd turn in reverse order during October. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 23:13, 24 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- No, I'm pretty sure it's the 3rd turn in reverse order during September. Also, North Wembley. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:35, 25 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- WOOO, box you in bitch, Willsden Junction. And no, its not September, i double checked that one before posting to avoid looking stupid :D --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 12:09, 25 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- No, I'm pretty sure it's the 3rd turn in reverse order during September. Also, North Wembley. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:35, 25 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Sorry to ruin your little run Seppy, but I'm afraid I'll be incurring the Network Rail Card clause - Sloane Square if you will. -- 09:42, 26 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Forget that... because I have my Egg Card, hahah! Now, eat my Vauxhall! -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:05, 26 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- eh? crack out your network rail card again cus its Earling Broadway --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 13:37, 26 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- That effectively takes me out of the running, the only way to prevent setting Hindley's up for a potential sweeping manouvere from the rear is to have a spliff at Royal Oak. -- 15:37, 26 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Ooh, tough luck. Odd digits in the second vowel means I get the number of tokes equal to the number of fingers I'm holding up minus how many legs I'm standing on. Factor in the amount of change in my back pocket and... Ah yes, the steal card. Looks like I'll be taking your turn, mr. reich. I cancel your move to Royal Oak and move to... Camden town. Damn! So close. --Fishalishalish 05:03, 28 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- I knew you'd do that, fool. You forget that it's acceptable to immediately steal a go on grandad's canal boat if the person who's just blocked you is beseiged by people trying to sell DVDs, which in Camden, you inevtiably are. After checking for any tailgaiters at Clapham Junction, and having successfully prevented any topheavy station names coming into play against me, MORNINGTON CRESCENT Biatches. -- 13:36, 28 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Ooh, tough luck. Odd digits in the second vowel means I get the number of tokes equal to the number of fingers I'm holding up minus how many legs I'm standing on. Factor in the amount of change in my back pocket and... Ah yes, the steal card. Looks like I'll be taking your turn, mr. reich. I cancel your move to Royal Oak and move to... Camden town. Damn! So close. --Fishalishalish 05:03, 28 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- That effectively takes me out of the running, the only way to prevent setting Hindley's up for a potential sweeping manouvere from the rear is to have a spliff at Royal Oak. -- 15:37, 26 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- eh? crack out your network rail card again cus its Earling Broadway --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 13:37, 26 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Forget that... because I have my Egg Card, hahah! Now, eat my Vauxhall! -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:05, 26 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- You Idiot Testostereich, you cant go on overland lines which back onto Mrs. Trellis' home between the hours of 7pm and 7am on a Saturday, shocking move, means you can only go as far as Baker Street. Please guys, also note that because it was Friday yesterday, the short rules only apply and from the 2nd turn in reverse order during October. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 23:13, 24 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Damm and Blast (there goes our precious Large concrete structure) Seppy! What the hell? I suppose I'll have to settle for Wembley Park until a better oppurtunity arises. -- 22:56, 24 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
Gunnersbury. -- 13:36, 28 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Chorleywood. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:38, 28 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Lets go out into the sticks for Seven Sisters. The Rise of Izan is now in play, no stopping at alternate cowsheds, in other words, every even station is now out of bounds and short moves a prohibited for the next five turns. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 11:43, 30 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- South Wimbledon, where the Wombles sometimes go. Can we do a Merseyrail version next time? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:46, 30 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Pimlico --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 11:51, 30 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Finsbury Park. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:53, 30 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Baker street --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 12:02, 30 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- That's the joker! (Proceeds to play 'Baker Street' on trumpet). -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:05, 30 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- How am I supposed to recite the Ukrainian national anthem to that? I'm not even Ukrainian! Well, congratulations. You just ruined the game for everyone. I suggest you send that trumpet to at least three elected officials before turtle time runs out or the officer's hamster will just keep chasing your extra marbles up the bakerloo. (figuratively speaking, of course.) I have no intention to let this happen, so I guess I'll have to go with Mile End. (lucky me. NOT.) --Fishalishalish 08:26, 31 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- You opened it up good and proper there for me. But alas my recent catering blunder means I miss out on finding a child return to PAddington in the Gunnersbury carpark. I'm going ot have to strike up a conversation with an elderly gentlemen as I sit this go out. -- 16:22, 3 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
- Can I have Victoria please? Then maybe I can win this game for once. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:46, 8 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
- not if i can help it, MWHAHAHAHAHA!! Euston --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 18:26, 9 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
- Watford. Are there rules? If so, I'm not aware of them. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 22:15, 17 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
- Mornington Blooodddy Crescent --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 18:28, 12 Jeremy 2009 (UTC)
- Watford. Are there rules? If so, I'm not aware of them. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 22:15, 17 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
- not if i can help it, MWHAHAHAHAHA!! Euston --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 18:26, 9 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
- Can I have Victoria please? Then maybe I can win this game for once. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:46, 8 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
- You opened it up good and proper there for me. But alas my recent catering blunder means I miss out on finding a child return to PAddington in the Gunnersbury carpark. I'm going ot have to strike up a conversation with an elderly gentlemen as I sit this go out. -- 16:22, 3 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
- How am I supposed to recite the Ukrainian national anthem to that? I'm not even Ukrainian! Well, congratulations. You just ruined the game for everyone. I suggest you send that trumpet to at least three elected officials before turtle time runs out or the officer's hamster will just keep chasing your extra marbles up the bakerloo. (figuratively speaking, of course.) I have no intention to let this happen, so I guess I'll have to go with Mile End. (lucky me. NOT.) --Fishalishalish 08:26, 31 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- That's the joker! (Proceeds to play 'Baker Street' on trumpet). -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:05, 30 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Baker street --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 12:02, 30 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Finsbury Park. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:53, 30 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Pimlico --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 11:51, 30 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- South Wimbledon, where the Wombles sometimes go. Can we do a Merseyrail version next time? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:46, 30 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Lets go out into the sticks for Seven Sisters. The Rise of Izan is now in play, no stopping at alternate cowsheds, in other words, every even station is now out of bounds and short moves a prohibited for the next five turns. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 11:43, 30 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
- Harrow-on-the-hill --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 18:28, 12 Jeremy 2009 (UTC)
- Key to lines! Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 19:34, 19 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
- Heathrow terminal 4. By the way, are there any ruels? Excuse me while I board my easyjet on your neighboring village.--Ben Blade 20:03, 19 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
- It's all about parking my chelsea tractor on the monument. So umm, monument. yeah. --TReich (My Bad) 23:52, 19 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
- Arseton. What? It's a new station they're building! :P -- Hindleyite 21:47, 12 Arche 2009 (UTC)
- Mornington... wait, wait... where is it... dammit, I can't find it on the map! Okay... Key to symbols. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 20:18, 18 Arche 2009 (UTC)
- Sloane Square--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 14:01, 29 Arche 2009 (UTC)
- Bloody hell, since the entire population of Manchester has unilaterally jumped under the 1632 northern line I'll have to take the southbound, but therein lies the problem. Since the rapture train times have been running a little differently, and my ticket only covers for stops 664, 665, and 667. Which cuts out Green Park. So I could technically take the next departure to Leicster Square and plan my assault from there, but the complete upper half of London is closed for maintenance after that nasty Armageddon incident. I could always risk my soul and take the 0219 but Gabriel's already pissed with me for failing to meet this week's deadline, so having that all considered, I think my only real option is to take the Jubilee to Hell. 10:34, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
- [to be said in Cockney accent] Hampstead Heath. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:40, 28 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
- Jammin on down to Ealing Broadway--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 03:47, 30 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
- I was gonna plump for Aldgate, but I've decided on Aldgate East. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:36, 30 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
- Bethnel Green --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 12:43, 30 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
- Oval. Because that's an awesome name for a station. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 03:45, 31 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
- Pinner, because it sounds like a childish insult we used to use at school. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:03, 27 Farbleum 2010 (UTC)
- Oval. Because that's an awesome name for a station. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 03:45, 31 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
- Bethnel Green --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 12:43, 30 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
- I was gonna plump for Aldgate, but I've decided on Aldgate East. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:36, 30 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
- Jammin on down to Ealing Broadway--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 03:47, 30 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
- [to be said in Cockney accent] Hampstead Heath. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:40, 28 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)
- Bloody hell, since the entire population of Manchester has unilaterally jumped under the 1632 northern line I'll have to take the southbound, but therein lies the problem. Since the rapture train times have been running a little differently, and my ticket only covers for stops 664, 665, and 667. Which cuts out Green Park. So I could technically take the next departure to Leicster Square and plan my assault from there, but the complete upper half of London is closed for maintenance after that nasty Armageddon incident. I could always risk my soul and take the 0219 but Gabriel's already pissed with me for failing to meet this week's deadline, so having that all considered, I think my only real option is to take the Jubilee to Hell. 10:34, 25 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
- Sloane Square--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 14:01, 29 Arche 2009 (UTC)
- Mornington... wait, wait... where is it... dammit, I can't find it on the map! Okay... Key to symbols. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 20:18, 18 Arche 2009 (UTC)
- Arseton. What? It's a new station they're building! :P -- Hindleyite 21:47, 12 Arche 2009 (UTC)
- It's all about parking my chelsea tractor on the monument. So umm, monument. yeah. --TReich (My Bad) 23:52, 19 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
- Heathrow terminal 4. By the way, are there any ruels? Excuse me while I board my easyjet on your neighboring village.--Ben Blade 20:03, 19 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
- Key to lines! Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 19:34, 19 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)
REPLACEMENT BUS BONUS ROUND!!!
Everyone man their red tops, last one to Ealing Broadway is a used condom! 21:41, 3 Aym 2010 (UTC)
- Notting Hill Gate. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:46, 24 Arche 2011 (UTC)
- Kensington --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 18:27, 24 Arche 2011 (UTC)
- Heathrow Terminal 4 for Larry Craig, please. Are you going to eat that? Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 08:21, 28 Arche 2011 (UTC)
- Only if it's older than 345 days. Chalfont and Latimer. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:39, 2 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- *draws Petulant Frenzy card* I blast Cockfosters into rubble, stop for two pints, press on towards Hampstead in a cab, get devoured by fanged hams, panhandle for change and finally get loaded onto a 59 foot high trebuchet and sent out for some crisps. *Oof*... I think I lost. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 18:25, 2 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Pffh, someone doesn't know the rules of Mornington Crescent. Richmond. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 23:59, 8 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Pffh... someone also is playing musical prescriptions with his weirdo friends... ooh! look, a hare! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 00:34, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Gruntled, thou shouldn't be 'pffh'ing, since you in fact took Heathrow Terminal 4 - despite me doing so two and half years previously. Pffh.--Ben Blade 16:06, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Sir Benedict, living in the colonies as I do, and this being a free country because God said so, I reserve the right to pffh as I see fit. In fact, as a Yank, I declare myself open to double entendres. Cheers! Oh, and have a puff of this... *passes a suspicious-looking, burning object* Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 17:08, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Did we have Paddington yet? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:56, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Sorry, I smoked Paddington yesterday. I was jonesing for Received Pronunciation. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 18:24, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- No! The nation's most loveable marmalade sandwich-eating anthropomorphic bear, smoked to a crisp for the sake of a game nobody can win on a website only three people visit! Can I have some? :D -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:57, 10 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Sorry, I smoked Paddington yesterday. I was jonesing for Received Pronunciation. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 18:24, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Did we have Paddington yet? -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:56, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Sir Benedict, living in the colonies as I do, and this being a free country because God said so, I reserve the right to pffh as I see fit. In fact, as a Yank, I declare myself open to double entendres. Cheers! Oh, and have a puff of this... *passes a suspicious-looking, burning object* Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 17:08, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Gruntled, thou shouldn't be 'pffh'ing, since you in fact took Heathrow Terminal 4 - despite me doing so two and half years previously. Pffh.--Ben Blade 16:06, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Pffh... someone also is playing musical prescriptions with his weirdo friends... ooh! look, a hare! Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 00:34, 9 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Pffh, someone doesn't know the rules of Mornington Crescent. Richmond. --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 23:59, 8 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- *draws Petulant Frenzy card* I blast Cockfosters into rubble, stop for two pints, press on towards Hampstead in a cab, get devoured by fanged hams, panhandle for change and finally get loaded onto a 59 foot high trebuchet and sent out for some crisps. *Oof*... I think I lost. Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 18:25, 2 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Only if it's older than 345 days. Chalfont and Latimer. -- Hindleyak Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:39, 2 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
- Heathrow Terminal 4 for Larry Craig, please. Are you going to eat that? Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 08:21, 28 Arche 2011 (UTC)
- Kensington --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 18:27, 24 Arche 2011 (UTC)
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