Forum:The GOP Presidential Candidates 2012

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Here is my review of the GOP Presidential Candidates for the 2012 election.

• Ron Paul - looks like Martin Crane on Frasier. He is also a member of the much-envied "first name as last name" club.
• Mitt Romney - is a wax statue. Mitt Romney is a German name meaning "With Romney."
• Michelle Bachmann - has laser eyes, pure and simple.
• Sarah Palin - has an extraordinarily large back grille. Oh wait, that's her bus. --The previous undeclared politician was mentioned by I forgot (talk). Please declare your candidacy with four tildes (~~~~).
• Hermann Cane - thinks small bills are cute.
• Rick Perry - looks like his features are about to fly off his face. Also, he has never built a burger.

Oh wait, I think I'm forgetting something.

Rick PArry.

--I forgot 00:47, 22 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, It's spelled with an A. And this Hermann Cane should be an interesting character. Any relation to Herman Cain? He said all bills should be three pages. Bachmann and Palin are just fodder for Sean Hannity. Glenn Beck's delusions of grandeur practically discredit Romney. Go Rick Parry! WINNING!--Colonel Sanders 01:13, 22 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

I made up a fake name for Herman to save him the embarrassment of wp:The Mark of Cain. Also, I should have mentioned the underdog candidate, Mick Romery, but he hasn't come back from the fabricators yet. --I forgot 02:04, 22 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Secret info! Bachmann was actually created in a laboratory as a clone of Margret Thatcher. Herman Cain is actually that "The Rent is Too Damn High" guy in disguise. --Nerd42 01:16, 22 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Jimmy McMillan?--Colonel Sanders 01:19, 22 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Yeah. And Romney is actually a religious ninja, along with John Huntsman. Which makes Rick Santorum a religious pirate? Newt Gingrich didn't get the name "Newt" by accident - he had to get kissed by a princess to stop being a small amphibian. --Nerd42 01:27, 22 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

I admire McMillan's hair-handlebar moustache-chin balls combo. --I forgot 02:15, 22 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

I forgot for president? —rms talk 02:18, 22 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

I'm not American. While the idea of a non-America-resident president may be prescient, such an incident would set a bad precedent. --I forgot 02:34, 22 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

That was evident on the dent in your tent. —rms talk 02:53, 22 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

...santorum... heh heh... Monsignor Onslow Peaches - Speak slowly into the tube 02:55, 22 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Manroust, half bird, half pickle. —rms talk 02:57, 22 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Mmm, birds. ~ 04:15, 22 Serpeniver 2011