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RIGHT HERE, Right Now -- With the sporking of the 'Satans template and two Satanic articles from Uncyclopedia, the host of Satii have declared victory in their cause. It is unclear if any of them realize the chaotic and illogical nature of this wiki and the depth of these qualities. It is the opinion of this "journalist" that as they begin to appreciate the true depravity of ?pedia, one by one they will fall by the wayside, sensing the futility of their efforts to corrupt that which is already fully corrupted.
There is no need to panic. Satii only exert power given them willingly.
| Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names. If you are confused about which one you want, it's probably Original Satan. | |
 Original Satan: The one who fell first.
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The Scourge of Europe: EuroSatan
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| Satan Claus: Ensnaring dyslexics looking for Santa.
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Satan's apprentice: Prince of Darkness
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| Satan Bunny: Beware his cuddliness.
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The scariest Satan: Antichrist
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| Crankypants Satan: Invented toddlers and Disco.
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The most incomprehensible Satan: Anti-Christ
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| Space Satan: aka Bat Fuck Satan.
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Satan's socialist alter ego: The Devil
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| Lucifer: aka The Bright One.
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The Noisy: Brusifer
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| Hellmo: Satan of Sesame Street.
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Satan in command of enemy forces in War on Terra: Bambi
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| Satin: The unwary think his name a typo.
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Satan's younger brother: Stan
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| Dick Cheney: Republican Satan.
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Satan of gaming: Sega
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| GLaDOS: Futuristic Satan of Portal.
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Music that summons Satans of all kinds: Black metal
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