12th Edition

Formerly known as "Jerks Without Borders"

Thursday, Jeremy 26, 2012

The Illogicopedian Times is... er... I don't know. Seriously! I don't! But I do know that a lot of people suggest that you read Playboy instead because it's funnier. Whatever. Why am I still typing here?

Big Brother 2012 By Dan the Hedgehog It is nearing the close of Jeremy 2012, and also nearing the close of Big Brrother, Illogicopedia's game show that is actually a revival of another Illogicopedia game show from 2008. In week 2, as Island Monkey and Another n00b got the boot, now it comes down to the final three contestants: Dan the Hedgehog, Colonel Sanders and Athyria. Who will win and join the house of Big Brother... permanently? See the action here. Also, don't forget to vote for your favorite user to WIN. Illogic Times to be Published Monthly By Dan the Hedgehog, again Since The Bard and everybody else abandoned it and Kırby and I are the only ones editing it anymore, it is my decree that the Illogicopedian Times shall be published monthly! Basically, the only reason I'm making this announcement is to tell you all to WRITE SOME FRIKKIN' STORIES!!!

Recent Threads By the forum guys The sig challenge! Jeremy's almost over and the logo hasn't changed! Androidness! I'm not We do Spoiler: Colonel's winning. Whuh? Am I even supposed to be here? Baby New Year??? By NotReallyMyUsername Happy New Year 2012 everybody! You know those posters with the "baby new year" and the old year is an old bearded man? Well, I think those posters are very morbid. I mean, think about it: “Congratulations for the new year! Think of this year as a newborn baby who will be dead in a year's time.” ~See what I mean? Just something I put in here to fill up space By the only one who ever edits this thing anymore VFF! VFI! IotM! AotM! ICA!

WANTED: Everything in the bank! This is a robbery! Wait... this is a nursing home? Whoops, wrong building.

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