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The fulfilling of my sinister plot is now at hand; for sure, I am going to take over the world this time! Nothing will be able to stop me; not even the mighty Illogia!

It is time. Time for...

A sinister ritual, muhahaha![edit | edit source]

May moose be cheese, and cheese be moose;
may the carrots flow, upon thy cheese!
Yes! Yes! Feel the cookies![1] Feel their divine evil!
Uuurk! Gurk, gurk. Huuurk! Lurk, slurk.
(twitch, grin, twitch, twitch, giggle, twitch, grin)

Mommeee! I don't feel so good! Eeeeeeeee! Sonk,
klonk, klonk. Bonk, bonk bonk Baaah!
A-a, a? Aha! That's what they want you to think!
Meep, meep, meep, meep! Eeep! ROM.

Hasty beard, hose of nose. When made, the paste is heard!
Go, grue, and snarl and gnarl upon a sinister hue!

Once carrot, now must. Part dust, and covered in rust.
The carrot is gone. Eliminated, the moose squints and
salvages salves of calves.

Having thus spoken, the nose began to itch; my, what a pitch!
But with a flick of a switch - the nasty itch - found itself
upside-down with a mighty stitch!

It is done; the fluff is free! Unbound by sneeze, nose and carrots, it can finally rise to power. Fluffalicious power! This ritual is hereby concluded; its purpose has been served. Its evilly evil purpose. And it's all on purpose. Though what purpose, shall forever remain a mystery!

Hahaha. Ahahahahahahaaa!
MWAHAahHAhAHAaHAHAAhAHAHAhAHaHAHAHAAA!!1!

Bleuuurghahahahahahaha![edit | edit source]

Yay! *cough!*

Nrrrgh... *thud*

...

AHA! I am invincible! *falls over*

SLAM!
BONK!
SCREECH!


Aieeeeeeeee!

...Anyway, that was hardly case for concern; for sure, I am doing just fine. In fact [citration needed] , things have never been better! Nothing can stop me now!

...

See? Nothing!


Wh-what the hell is that!? OH MY GOD, IT'S... IT'S NOTHING! NOTHING IS HERE TO STOP ME! But just what is nothing up to? Wait, what was that? Nothing is turning into something! But... what?

GASP! A CARROT! A CARROT BENT ON DESTRUCTION[2], POWERED BY THE MOST EEBLE of SONKS!

IT'S SENDING OUT VAST RAYS OF FLUFF TOWARDS ME! OH, NO! AAAAAAAAA!


*FLUFFSPLODE!*


And now, the morals of the story[edit | edit source]

  1. Cookies can in fact be quite yummy. Hence, you might want to feel the sensation as you eat them.
  2. Remember, kids – no misusing of divine fluffy powers for cheesy purposes; The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness won't have it!