MacSoft
 → 
|
MacSoft is a popular MAC-ish OS from 1998 B.C. to 2005. The OS was programmed originally in 2000 B.C. which was evidently 2 years after it originally launched. It began in rock form and in 3000, which is time for I.M. it will be available in pill form.
History[edit | edit source]
In 1998 B.C. André Breton, proud founder of the Apple, an unedible fruit, releases Uncyclopedia, the editable fruit. 13 months later the MacSoft's first-ever OS is released. It is available in rock-form, which the rock was ran on Windows (therefore crushing the windows. It is a rock, darnit!) and because of Windows, which broke, because it was a rock, only 1 copy was sold. It was sold to Windows, because Bill Gates is the only guy in the world that time, who even knew what money is.
In 2000 B.C. The next version was released and 2 copies we're made, because Bill Gates Jr. was born, but since there weren't any females there then I don't know how Jr. was... Oh... That's disgusting. But anyway... The 2000 B.C. version was a stone, therefore making it a portable MAC. In fact, a Palm MAC. Windows released the Palm PC in like what? 20 minutes ago. Geez... They are even younger than my brother, but I don't have a brother... yet...
In fact, the previous versions were just BETA-s, but nobody tested them, but they released, at January 1, Year 1, 1.0, the first-ever non-BETA MacSoft original. It ran on wood, which gave it 2 reasons to buy... Can you guess the other one? But you can't, an ya. I was right! No, you can't. Anyway, 300 people bought it. And it was grrrreat! Even Bill Gates Jr... I don't want to talk about it.
Nothing was heard of MacSoft for 1000 years. George Bush, the Washington (everybody was stupid at that time, but not Oscar Wilde or Bill "For the love of god. Bill's pregnant!" Gates) came up to him and asked:"O_o". Oscar heard that and replied: "WTF?". Of course they we're in a chatroom created by MacSoft, the TM. Finally, after 4 hours of chatting, with no reply from George Bush, the Washington, while his status said: "Writing" in actual words, he finally replied: "Next MacSoft?". Oscar Wilde finally replied: "Yes, in the next 20 minutes". In those 20 minutes, Oscar programmed and designed his next MacSoft, the TM. I know this, because I used Oscar's computer, and logged into his chat history. Uh oh! His coming after me!
The first-ever actual good version was released in 2004, but unfortunately it ran on Windows again, which the Windows was credited in an Application(picture)
MacSoft version history[edit | edit source]
- -2.0 (BETA) - First ever crappy OS in the world.
- -1.0 (BETA) - Second ever crappy OS in the world.
- 1.0 - Greatest thing in existence (nothing else was greater than it because other stuff did'nt exist).
- 2.0 - Released with a 1000-year break and Goo.Bee, the Wee.