Rancid Milk Heist

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After Meesus Mice ended the public use of Rancid Milk, many dairy product enthusiasts, and the D.P.A itself were displeased. Aided by an angry Spaniard named El Derrik The Destroyer who, despite his loathing of Rancid Milk, aimed to release Rancid Milk to the world once and for all, and distribute it to all people. They succeeded in breaking into the vault and stealing large amounts of Rancid Milk. However, they then chased down by an army of nondescript rodents, and decided to store the stolen milk in two countries: West-East Virginia and San Marino. This is why those are the only two countries where Rancid Milk is legal today. This daring feat of bravery became known as the Rancid Milk Heist.