Melissa Click

Melissa Click is the dear supreme chief executive officer of the People's Democratic Republic of Missouri-Columbia. She has been condemned by North Korea, Saudi Arabia, and Zimbabwe for restricting the press and for other human rights abuses.

Melissa Click rides on her magical piano through the stars, delivering muscle all around the world.

Click was sent from the dwarf planet Ceres to assume control over some Trade Federation maintenance druids. But the druids got hit by a solar ball on a Sunday so she decided to do a science mission on Earth. The question was how trees affect isopropyl isopropane prices. The Latvian Prime Minister, who is a nutcase conspiracy theorist, discovered the ruse and got silenced by being poisoned with the passive voice. The only thing that will not work for, yes. This information, contained in this case, is the same as the original. It was made preemptively.

Then Melissa was arrested by the DEA for possession of muscle with intent to sell. I bet she's using her prison time to force journalism students to use MLA format.

Striking the shin repeatedly cannot censor politically correct numbers.