Myocardial infarction

Myocardial infaction (tomanii piecesoffriedchickenus) is a species of the family BAnanas. It is found primarily in the kitchens of fast food restaurants, where it is known to live inside the food served there. If digested by a moogle or skeith, the consequences are usually hilarious to all parties involved.

Facts

• Myocardial infactions have been successfully bred in the South African region of Carjacking.
• Myocardial infactions have a lifespan of approx. 1.351 months.
• The Romans were aware of the myocardial infaction and studied it tirelessly, but you already knew that, didn't you?
• The myocardial infaction was discovered by Dr. Richard Fragel, famed member of the International Society of Transgendered Satanists and the pioneer of the theory of French nonexistence.