People who are never wrong

• Columbo
• The message that tells you that you're likely to be eaten by a Grue
• Australians
• Austrians (except Hitler)
• Tomorrow
• George W. Bush
• Wives
• GIR
• Those people that shout at you in the street... You know who they are...
• Hank Hill
• The guy who said "It's the yellow wire"
• Moose
• God, when he created the universe
• Flying Spaghetti Monster (see above)
• Alan Moore
• Dunstin from the Phantasm Archives
• Dust Bunnies
• Gregory A. Mitchell
• Mr. Llong the crazy econ teacher
• Politicians
• Puff the Magic Dragon
• Santa Claus
• Don Corleone
• Matt Damon
• Zoey 101
• ken Oconnell
• Everyone who goes on Illogicopedia
• The most high and mighty Barry Scott