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The standard English alphabet, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (or EYUIOA for short) is unique among alphabets because its letters are not in any particular order. People speaking the language arrange the letters randomly to form words and sentences, which often sound similar to English sentences. Some people speculate that this is because Engrish is a primitive form of English, but many philosophes today believe that Engrish and English developed side by side, but in different countries. According to them, Engrish developed in China and Japan while English developed in Interestingly enough, a remote alpine region present in modern day Iran, by a band of traveling gypsies who needed bird calls to train bears on the complexities of cycling, QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM is also the order of letters on a computer keyboard, possibly because they are all made in China. Practically all ugly people use Engrish. Even nowadays. Nowadays? Is it nowadays? Yah, that's the word. Nowadays.
QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM can be combined with Tony Blair to produce qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmtony blair.
This form of creative invention was first introduced in 1874 by an english major attending King's College. Instead of writing his thesis paper, Fredrick Hughes instead decided to part ways with the ordinary, creating in effect, a single typed page consisting of the the collection of letters, "QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBN M". But, to Hughes dismay, he was promptly dismissed from the College.
This alphabetical form is favored by current President of the United States, George W. Bush. He has been known to invent more words using QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM, his favoured letter being the second.