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I've got a face book and it has all the faces of all the people I have ever met. How do I do this you ask? Simple mein Freud, I get a chainsaw and hack off their face and stick it in my lovely, Pulitzer prize winning book!

Your average facebook profile.

Falsebook (also known as Fakebook and The Bible, and not to be confused with Facebook) is the newest fart, corrupted in part by them, designed to alienate the mind into a state of false security (hence the name) and then, when you least expect it, IT KILLS YOUR FAMILY! No, just kidding. Can you imagine?

“Face book is a must read for anyone who likes to do stuff over books!”

~ THE SUN WE LOORVE EET!

“Oh jove, it's broody.”

~ David Cameroon on saying "Oh jove, it's broody"

“THIS BOOK MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A FORKIN' COWARD!”

~ Nick Clegg on face bork

See also

• Arsebook
• MySpace
• Facebook Is Your Master