I've got a face book and it has all the faces of all the people I have ever met. How do I do this you ask? Simple mein Freud, I get a chainsaw and hack off their face and stick it in my lovely, Pulitzer prize winning book!
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Falsebook (also known as Fakebook and The Bible, and not to be confused with Facebook) is the newest fart, corrupted in part by them, designed to alienate the mind into a state of false security (hence the name) and then, when you least expect it, IT KILLS YOUR FAMILY! No, just kidding. Can you imagine?
“Face book is a must read for anyone who likes to do stuff over books!”
“Oh jove, it's broody.”
“THIS BOOK MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A FORKIN' COWARD!”
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Arsebook • Faceboob • Facebook • Grinder • Instagram • LiveJournal • Myspace • Reddit • Snapchat • The Pirate Bay • Tumblr • Twitter • WhatsApp • YouTube |