Sometimes The Donuts Move

“Mmm… moving donuts!”

~ Homer Simpson

Sometimes..... The Donuts.......Move.

And when that happens........

A large, sweaty, moustached, grinning, balding, slightly stumbling, gun wearing, badge wearing, cop wearing a blue jumpsuit which is slightly too tight for him, foaming at the mouth, franticly scrammering around, perspiring greatly, grunting, with the attention span of a squirrel who has fallen from his tree, in the winter, on a Saturday, in the evening, while wearing a tutu, which had previously been picked up from the dry cleaners, that is run by a large, sweaty, moustached, grinning, balding, slightly stumbling, gun wearing, badge wearing, cop wearing a blue jumpsuit which is slightly too tight for him, foaming at the mouth, franticly scrammering around, perspiring greatly, grunting, with the attention span of a squirrel who has fallen from his tree, in the winter, on a Saturday, in the evening, while wearing a tutu, which had previously been picked up from the dry cleaners, who just happened to be the same large, sweaty, moustached, grinning, balding, slightly stumbling, gun wearing, badge wearing, cop wearing a blue jumpsuit which is slightly too tight for him, foaming at the mouth, franticly scrammering around, perspiring greatly, grunting, with the attention span of a squirrel who has fallen from his tree, in the winter, on a Saturday, in the evening, while wearing a tutu, which had previously been picked up from the dry cleaners clears his troat and says in a determined, yet slightly confused voice, "NOBODY MOVE!!! YOU TOUCH 'DA DONUT AND YA' DEAD!!!".

Yet, the patrons of the Dunkin' Donuts store which had been established in 1993, in the month of June, which was a very humid June, in the second week, on the first Monday, and on that Monday happened to be the birthday of a large, sweaty, moustached, grinning, balding, slightly stumbling, gun wearing, badge wearing, cop wearing a blue jumpsuit which is slightly too tight for him, foaming at the mouth, franticly scrammering around, perspiring greatly, grunting, with the attention span of a squirrel who has fallen from his tree, in the winter, on a Saturday, in the evening, while wearing a tutu, which had previously been picked up from the dry cleaners, that is run by a large, sweaty, moustached, grinning, balding, slightly stumbling, gun wearing, badge wearing, cop wearing a blue jumpsuit which is slightly too tight for him, foaming at the mouth, franticly scrammering around, perspiring greatly, grunting, with the attention span of a squirrel who has fallen from his tree, in the winter, on a Saturday, in the evening, while wearing a tutu, which had previously been picked up from the dry cleaners, who just happened to be the same large, sweaty, moustached, grinning, balding, slightly stumbling, gun wearing, badge wearing, cop wearing a blue jumpsuit which is slightly too tight for him, foaming at the mouth, franticly scrammering around, perspiring greatly, grunting, with the attention span of a squirrel who has fallen from his tree, in the winter, on a Saturday, in the evening, while wearing a tutu, which had previously been picked up from the dry cleaners's son. And that son, who is now 15 and 3/4, has a drivers permit, which was issued several months before, by a small, slightly unappreciated man, whom happened to know the same large, sweaty, moustached, grinning, balding, slightly stumbling, gun wearing, badge wearing, cop wearing a blue jumpsuit which is slightly too tight for him, foaming at the mouth, franticly scrammering around, perspiring greatly, grunting, with the attention span of a squirrel who has fallen from his tree, in the winter, on a Saturday, in the evening, while wearing a tutu, which had previously been picked up from the dry cleaners, that is run by a large, sweaty, moustached, grinning, balding, slightly stumbling, gun wearing, badge wearing, cop wearing a blue jumpsuit which is slightly too tight for him, foaming at the mouth, franticly scrammering around, perspiring greatly, grunting, with the attention span of a squirrel who has fallen from his tree, in the winter, on a Saturday, in the evening, while wearing a tutu, which had previously been picked up from the dry cleaners, who just happened to be the same large, sweaty, moustached, grinning, balding, slightly stumbling, gun wearing, badge wearing, cop wearing a blue jumpsuit which is slightly too tight for him, foaming at the mouth, franticly scrammering around, perspiring greatly, grunting, with the attention span of a squirrel who has fallen from his tree, in the winter, on a Saturday, in the evening, while wearing a tutu, which had previously been picked up from the dry cleaners, who had cleared his throat and said in a determined, yet slightly confused voice, "NOBODY MOVE!!! YOU TOUCH 'DA DONUT AND YA' DEAD!!!".

Why?

Because.......

Sometimes......

The Donuts........

Move.......

But sometimes when the donuts move.....

A lanky, shaggy haired, red headed, braces wearing, slightly nervous yet calm 14 year old who happens to have a 4.0 average in school and also works at the same Dunkin Donuts where a large, sweaty, moustached, grinning, balding, slightly stumbling, gun wearing, badge wearing, cop wearing a blue jumpsuit which is slightly too tight for him, foaming at the mouth, franticly scrammering around, perspiring greatly, grunting, with the attention span of a squirel who has fallen from his tree, in the winter, on a Saturday, in the evening, while wearing a tutu, which had previously been picked up from the dry cleaners, who had cleared his throat and said in a determined, yet slightly confused voice, "NOBODY MOVE!!! YOU TOUCH 'DA DONUT AND YA' DEAD!!!", had pickd up the fallen donuts, which were a mixture of jelly filled and chocolate glazed, then placed them back on the shelf.

Then....

Some dude ate the bad donuts and had an uber-heart-attack-mega-stroke. He died. Lolz

Why?

Because.......

Sometimes......

The Donuts........

Move.......

But, why did they move?

Oh, that's an easy answer:

'CUZ I SEDZ SO!!!