Supernatural

Ontology is divided into two categories by some people; the Natural and the Supernatural. For purposes of dumbing down the topic for our American readers, let us simply say that the Natural world is comprised of what people mostly agree is normal. Supernatural phenomena are those things which are beyond the boundary of everyday experience.

So, if a woman begins her womanhood with natural breasts, and then gets breast augmentation, does that make her boobs supernatural? I say yes. Just look at the hold boobs have over most men. These fellows will do a lot of silly stuff for a chance to glimpse a naked boob.

Why is that? I know lots of women who would gladly remove their tops in hot weather. Alas, this is not possible due to a collective sense of decency.

Jesus! They're just boobs! And an apocalypse will surely come if some poor woman accidentally exposes one or more nipples to public view! Nipples, for Bill's sake! Modified sweat glands evolved for a specialized mammalian function; feeding babies. The whole history of how boobs came to be associated with copulation is baffling to me.

And if boobs can be supernatural, does that mean wizards exist? Can women with supernatural boobies cast spells and invoke demons?

Do breasts corrupt? And if so, do absolute breasts corrupt absolutely?