Talk:Everything you know is wrong

Why Mario? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101105 - 13:27 (UTC)

Why not?--Colonel Sanders 00:29, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Why in the first place? And why'd you have to bring up doritos? Now I'm hungry. And Uncyclopedia is not all about huffing things, thankyoverymuch. Why, I had to charge into their QVFD waving a knife just to get them to delete an article, once... ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 6 Novelniver 2010 - 04:01 (UTC)

Mario is fat. And Doritos are a necessary part of any illogical article. And I see a bunch of huffings down in Uncle Pete's lair. So, what's your point?--Colonel Sanders 04:07, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Meh, fat folks are boring. And are they? Might explain where I've been having trouble. Like this large wombat; it won't budge. Bit of a trouble... sorry, what were you saying? There's a wombat in the way. ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 6 Novelniver 2010 - 04:47 (UTC)

I have no idea what I said. Meh. WOMBAT, BE GONE!--Colonel Sanders 04:49, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

No idea? None at all? Not even something completely unrelated?! Oh, gods... it's starting again. It's starting! *flails and runs away* ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 6 Novelniver 2010 - 05:10 (UTC)

Chicken pot pie. I think it had something to do with it. And Joe's behind me! HELP!--Colonel Sanders 05:13, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

*swings a frying pan wildly* This helping? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 6 Novelniver 2010 - 05:19 (UTC)

Perhaps. Now, here's Michael Jackson's ghost HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!--Colonel Sanders 05:21, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Hmm... wait. Stand back, I know what to do!

Okay, where's the rootbeer? ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 6 Novelniver 2010 - 05:35 (UTC)

Right here. Take it!--Colonel Sanders 05:51, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Oh, good, good! The stuff's ghost repellent, you know. Ghost repellent. *takes a swig* ~ Athyria • Lyrithya • Isarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms) • VFF • FI • IotM • AotM • TSR • OotP • GS • PR • RW • AM • WAE • QD • VFD • Vital • AfC • 500 • TLA -- 6 Novelniver 2010 - 06:06 (UTC):

Excellent!--Colonel Sanders 06:48, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

In real life, "Everything You Know is Wrong" is a great Weird Al song from 1996 which was loosely based on a very strange novelty record from 1974. I've got it, in case anyone wants it. Maybe I'll play a clip on the Illogicopedia podcast sometime. I really need to make another podcast. --Nerd42 03:11, 3 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

If I know everything I know is wrong, do I know everything? Or do I know everything is wrong, or am I wrong? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:41, 12 Yoon 2011 (UTC)