The Robot equivalent of Captain Obvious
“I am an android modeled after Captain Obvious”
The Robot equivalent to Captain Obvious was constructed using nano-idiotic subergigamatronutifulerultraness utuhedowasvertudefudolechlanifuler supfreledficawesomeness ultragrificglitchatron lactoseintolerantdefuhigaton megastifuler dedfiterthebombofatomness lickaspaceofskyfishsuperior nanomaticugridis poodgertectuallinom technology by the super orb Nnikapofdo sinopderif Wakashisuzuki Drodogerihturekjes likedjustthepie batman oldertjinetimes3 higisadaserded hitcharideinmynewSX4 ultamiterogersdigitalcable people from the planet gwarthesiujustifyyouriamyourfatherlukeofsupernessandgoodbyedrjonespizzapizzaitalianosuperfryultamiteyavinnessofsupertawn of the galaxy degrasawvultamitemynameisjoenessofsuperhighfivesrotundnessisallaroundtown.
In this galaxy degrasawvultamitemynameisjoenessofsuperhighfivesrotundnessisallaroundtown, the Nikapofdo sinopderif Wakashisuzuki Drodogerihturekjes likedjustthepie batman oldertjinetimes3 higisadaserded hitcharideinmynewSX4 ultamiterogersdigitalcable people liked worldclassredundancybotchecknanobrains so they decided to construct a robot that would meet their needs. Captain Obvious did not live in their neighborhood, so they did what any sinopderif people would do - they automated the process using their poodgertectuallinom technology to combine a nano-idiotic subergigamatronutifulerultraness utuhedowasvertudefudolechlanifuler supfreledficawesomeness ultragrificglitchatron lactoseintolerantdefuhigaton megastifuler with a dedfiterthebombofatomness lickaspaceofskyfishsuperior nanomaticugridis. This combination ensured worldclassredundancybotcheckbrains would be available to all in the redundant capitals of Nikapofdo, Wakashisuzuki and Drodogerihturkjes, and was a technological masterpiece.
Being a masterpiece, it of course was not easy to create its components, since the nano-idiotic subergigamatronutifulerultraness utuhedowasvertudefudolechlanifuler supfreledficawesomeness ultragrificglitchatron lactoseintolerantdefuhigaton megastifuler had to be carefully trained to be nano-idiotic despite its supfreledficawesomeness, and the nanomaticugridus had to not just be superior, but had to be dedfiterthebombofatomness lickaspaceofskyfishsuperior. Not just any people were qualified to perform this training, they had to be higisadaserded people to perform the training properly. Only the oldertjinetimes3 higisadaserded people had the experience in the ultamiterogersdigitalcable industry to do this successfully. As a result, after they accomplished this, they were very proud of their gwarthesiujustifyyouriamyourfatherlukeofsupernessandgoodbyedrjonespizzapizzaitalianosuperfryultamiteyavinnessofsupertawn planet. A celebration was then held in their nanomaticugridis super orbs.